"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."
"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."
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A man entering an office copy room notices a sign above the copier that reads "Temporarily not out of order".
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"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
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Robot cat passes Turing test.
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
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"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."
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"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
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Acme-5000 Lie Detector
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Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
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"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"
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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."
The Complete Cycle.
"Don't panic. It's only a prototype."
A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.