"Bring me a stem cell."
"So! How is everybody today?"
"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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The phones of Dr. Moreau
"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
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"I can't believe they're actually going to let us build the thing!"
"It's alive! Alive!!"
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"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"How did you become interest in science?"
"Don't be absurd. If we cloned a hyena into a mad cow we'd get a laughing stock."
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"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."
"Instead of creating life, I've decided just to establish an online persona."
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When scientists start to look like their projects.
"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
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Dr Catenstein and his Creature
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."
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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
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"More important, however is what I learned about myself."
"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"
"Maybe, this time, I won't blow it!"
Crile Research Foundation: Trespassers will be experimented upon.
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