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"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
"Voter fraud is a total myth, but there is evidence that people voted for a total fraud."
"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"