"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"
England's Remaining Trump Supporters Gather To Celebrate His State Visit.
"Yes, sir, morale is fine."
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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."
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"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."
"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"
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T.S. Eliot calendar.
"We have to believe we're not endangered or we'll all go mad."
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"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"You stop it, now!"
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How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering
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The quietly insane chef
"Maybe a sitting President can't be indicted, but can he be committed?"
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"On paper I'm crazy."
"Hey, no way!"
"By the way, I've ordered a cat."