Mafia Cartoons

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC123943
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3179x2651 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
made man, made men, liberal arts, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mafia, mob, mobster, mobsters, liberal arts, liberal arts degree, liberal arts degrees, education, importance of education, college education, college educated, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualify, qualified, unqualified, expectations, high expectations, criminal, criminals

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40749
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5185x2832 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime, criminals, digital revolution, internet, muscle in, meetings, revolution, revolutions, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mafia, internet age, modern age, organized crime, organised crime, criminality, mankoff

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41233
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2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime boss, crime bosses, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, ddos, denial of service, attack, attacks, attacking, website, websites, cyber crime, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, hit, hits, hit job, hit jobs, whack, whacked, modern world, modern times, modern life, web address, web addresses, web site, web sites, harm, harms, harming, online presence, online presences, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extortion, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC43195
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2094x1704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
long-term care, long term care, insurance, mafia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, medical care, hit, hits, assassination, assassinations, assassin, assassins, mobster, mobsters, insurance company, insurance companies, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC133887
High Res:
3006x2617 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134458
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2961x2229 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, hit, hits, mafia, killing, killings, murder, murders, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, cement shoes, fish, shark, sharks, talk, talks, talking, stoolie, stoolies, canary, canaries, torture, tortures, gangster, gangsters, shark, sharks, drown, drowns, drowning, ichthyologist, ichthyology, ichthyologists

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC134338
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2953x3300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC43846
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2001x2437 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse click

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33141
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2231x2238 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC125413
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4625x3614 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mob, gun, gag, banner, happy birthday, threaten, scare, startle, gangster, party, birthday party, birthday parties, threatens, threatening, frighten, frightens, frightening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, gags, banners, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, mafia, mobster, mobsters, mankoff

"Well, that satisfies our financial requirement."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37633
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3539x2735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
money, business, gangsters, financial requirement, financial requirements, co-op, co-ops, finances, bribe, bribes, bribery, organized crime, gangster, mob, mobs, mafia, mafia member, mafia members, suitcase, suitcases, suitcase of cash, suitcases of cash, cash incentive, cash incentives, board meeting, board meetings, moneyed interest, moneyed interests, corruption, corrupt, corrupt industry, corrupt industries, mankoff

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23868
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3179x2491 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, parents, teenagers, crime, mafia, organized, violence, organized crime, family man, family men, career criminal, career criminals, parent, father, fathers, dad, dads, gun culture, second amendment, borrow the car, borrows the car, borrowing the car, gun, guns, family gun, family guns, mankoff

"You sure this is bulletproof?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39449
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2998x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
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crime and criminals, bulletproof, bathing suits, organized crime, leisure, vacations, violence, organised crime, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, swimsuit, swimsuits, swim suit, swim suits, tight clothes, tight clothing, security, paranoid, paranoia, mankoff

"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC27689
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2100x2341 pixels (unwatermarked)
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astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable

"Surprise!"

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC138262
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2997x2381 pixels (unwatermarked)
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surprise, surprised, surprising, birthday, birthday party, surprise party, party, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, the mob, pier, death, killed, kill, drown, drowned, drowning, murder, violence, cement shoes, 1930s, american history, historical, modern history, unexpected, wholesome, wholesomeness

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC134556
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2977x3089 pixels (unwatermarked)
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feed a cold, starve a fever, feed a cold starve a fever, fever, fevers, cliche, cold, colds, mafia, mafias, ill, illness, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobs, shoot, shooting, stab, stabbing, violent, violence, cliches, saying, sayings, says, triad, al capone

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123434
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3290x2688 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills

"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC135240
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3018x3013 pixels (unwatermarked)
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epa, environmental protection agency, environment, environmental protection, protection, mafia, gangster, mafias, gangsters, gangs, gang, seal, seals, deal, deals, trade, offer, offers, endanger, endangered species, pun, puns, endangering, protection racket, protection money, racketeers, cartel, cartels, syndicate

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC137688
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2938x3254 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sing, sings, confess, confesses, confessing, mob, mobs, mafia, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogates, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, sing like a canary, singing like a canary, stoolie, stoolies, stool pigeon, stool pigeons, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birder, birders, birding, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, bird lover, bird lovers, species, canary, canaries, wild atlantic canary, domesticated yellow canary

"Then bring a smaller gun next time."

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC139541
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3055x3922 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gun, guns, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, smuggling, smuggler, smugglers, smuggle, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, violin case, cello case, cases, instrument cases, instrument case, hidden, concealed weapon, concealed weapons, contraband, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mafia, suspicious, crime, criminal, criminals, gun control, too big, oversized

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC143231
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3088x3367 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, crime, criminal, criminals, death, execution, murder, murderer, murderers, kill, killer, killers, dock, docks, waterfront, pier, piers, harbour, harbor, harbours, harbors, water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, lake, lakes, sleeping with the fish, cement, cement shoes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, torture, torturing, suffer, suffering, cruel, waterlogged, dead phone, phone obsession, phone obsessed, modern life, millennial, millennials

"I'm about to enter an area of poor reception."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC134027
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2347x3240 pixels (unwatermarked)
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reception, bad reception, poor reception, bad reception area, poor reception areas, cement shoes, mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, mafia, mafioso, hit, hits, whacked, murder, murders, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, service area, coverage, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, understatement, understatements, understating

"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC139271
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4210x3268 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cement shoes, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, hitman, hitmen, sleep with the fishes, sleeping with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, survivor, survive, survives, surviving, gangster, gangsters, gangster movie, gangster movies, persevere, perseverance, persevering, persistent, persistence

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123882
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3328x3054 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, triad, triads, cartel, cartels, connection, connections, feet in cement, cemented, concrete, concretes, pretend, pretending, fake, fakes, pretends, pointless, seen through, faking it, realise, realising, realised, relationship, relationships, marriage, married

"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29634
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2161x1311 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, crime, law, business, suicide, assisted, growth area, criminals, businessmen, meetings, growth, market growth, growth potential, growing potential, investor, investors, organized crime, organised crime, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, whacked, kill, kills, killing, murderer, murderers, assisted suicide, assisted suicides, mankoff