Mafia Cartoons

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"Protection is a thing of the past, Eddie. You're looking at a supplemental-health-care provider."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"No more last requests."

"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."