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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
"I dread his sarcasm even more."
"I don't want to retire. I want to spend more time with the family."
"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."
"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."
Pin it all on the donkey
"My wife slipped me some tofu. I had her whacked."
"I'll bet if I were in the mafia you could help me."
"Let's be frank, Artie. I could have you shot. You could have me shot."
"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."
"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."