"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
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"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."
"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."
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"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."
"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."
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"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
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The Sunday Mob
"The Queenpin of Riverside Drive"
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“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
Tags:cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills
"If you do business with people who encase people in concrete, you run the risk of being encased in concrete."
Tags:mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, the mafia, concrete, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, bad decisions, bad decisions, dangerous, dangerous men, dodgy dealings, doing business, payback, regret, regretful, regretful, regretting, mistake, mistakes, risk, risky, risky business
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Tags:sleeping, sleeping with the fishes, concrete, concrete shoes, shoes, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, hit, hit man, hitman, hit men, hitmen, contract killer, kill, killer, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lamp shade, hired killer, contract, hired, hired gun, decor, decorate, decoration, decorating, interior design, interior decor, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
"I'm going to let you off this time with a misdemeanor against humanity."
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"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."
Tags:epa, environmental protection agency, environment, environmental protection, protection, mafia, gangster, mafias, gangsters, gangs, gang, seal, seals, deal, deals, trade, offer, offers, endanger, endangered species, pun, puns, endangering, protection racket, protection money, racketeers, cartel, cartels, syndicate
"I don't want to retire. I want to spend more time with the family."
"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."
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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.
Tags:gangster, gangsters, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, inbox, inboxes, in-box, in-boxes, outbox, outboxes, out-box, out-boxes, bada-bing, bada-boom, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, exclamation, exclamations, exclaim, exclaims, exclaiming, accomplishment, accomplishments, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, office work, office worker, office workers, mobster, mobsters, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men
"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."
"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."
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"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."
"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
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"If I'm to continue proclaiming your innocence, you'll have to tell me where you've hidden the money."
Tags:law, laws, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, mob boss, mob bosses
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
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"My wife slipped me some tofu. I had her whacked."
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"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"
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