Mafias Cartoons

Mafias Cartoons

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"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

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“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

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"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."

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"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

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"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

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"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

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"The Queenpin of Riverside Drive"

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."

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"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."

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"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."

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"My wife slipped me some tofu. I had her whacked."

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"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."

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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

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The Sunday Mob

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"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."

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"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

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"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"

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"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

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"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

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"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

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"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

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"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

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"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

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