"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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Bad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less
Tags:housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, housewife, housewives, married life, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype, magazine, magazines, magazine article, magazine articles, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, houseplant, houseplants, dustball, dust ball, dust balls, gender politics, reading material
"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."
"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."
New York Man
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
Tags:player, players, football, american football, sport, sports, envy, envious, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, tackle, tackled, magazine, magazines, vanity, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, professional athlete, professional athletes, jealous, jealousy, fame, competitive, competition
"You know very well what subscription forms."
Tags:subscription, subscriptions, subscription form, subscription forms, magazine, magazines, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, guilt, guilty, caught red handed, unwanted, undesirable, reject, rejected, rejecting, charity leaflet, charity leaflets, charity subscription, charity subscriptions, charitable donation, charitable donations
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
Tags:age, aged, aging, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life, mid life, midlife, magazine, mag, magazines, represent, represented, representation, representing, media, media representation, under represented, under, under representation, fearmongering, fear mongering, fear-mongering, scare mongering, scaremongering, scare-mongering, harsh, harsh truths, hard truths, growing, growing old, old, oldness, feeling old, feeling older, men, women, man, woman
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Tags:lawn, lawns, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, catalogue, catalogues, mail-order, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, cut back, cutting back, excessive, consumerism
"There's an article in here that explains why you're such an idiot."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, woman, women, females, male, males, men, man, magazine, magazines, tabloid, tabloids, literature, reading, media, article, articles, idiot, stupid, explanation, explanations, understanding, advice, women's magazines, stereotype, stereotypes, modern life
Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts
Scented and Unscented Magazines
Tags:sales, salesperson, salespeople, magazine stand, news stand, advertising, ads, advertisements, magazines, magazine, vendor, vendors, perfume, perfume sample, perfume samples, cologne, cologne sample, cologne samples, scented, unscented, toilet paper, tissues, sanitary products, scents, scent, sections, consumer, consumerism, promotion, promotions, free sample, free samples
Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine
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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
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A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.
"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."
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"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
Tags:college, college grad, graduate, graduation, congratulations, congrats, inferiority complex, inferior, inferiority, university, alumni, alunmus, news, success, reunion, successful, impostor, impostor syndrome, magazine, magazines, superiority, superior, regret, regrets, regretting, modern, modern life, self assured, self assurance, self-assured, self-assurance, modern life, married, married life, age, ageing, aged, mid life, mid-life, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
"That'll be the day!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, art, artist, artists, dream, dreams, hopes, aspirations, vanity, magazine, magazines, media, pop culture, hobby, hobbies, profession, professions, talent, talents, nag, nagging
"What did people do before they could read about the same handful of famous people over and over again?"
"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"