"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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Transformed in a Business Woman
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"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
David Blaine, Age 60
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"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."
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"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"
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"It turned out that the powers that be had powers beyond my imagining."
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"It's one of those microbrews."
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"
"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."
"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."
"Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in my hat—what do you expect in this economy?"
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
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