"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"How much do you tip your genie?"
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Alexa and the Genie
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."
"I don't do wishes by committee."
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"Give me a minute. Do you know how many people have touched that lamp?"
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"Wow, another rat."
"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
"I want a full head of hair!"
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"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"
Aladdin and the disappointing lamp
"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."
"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."