"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"You seemed disillusioned."
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"O.K., which cup is your job under now?"
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"Who ordered the rabbit?"
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"Any checks, dear?"
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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Lincoln the Magician
"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."
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"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."
"Look, I took my own kidney out."
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"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can ﬁlled with water and secured by massive locks."
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"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
Rabbit in a Hat
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"I got a job!"
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