"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
David Blaine, Age 60
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"It's one of those microbrews."
"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
"You sold our cow for magical beanbags?"
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
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"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
Chinese New Year
"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."
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"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
"Three wishes less commission."
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A snowman hails a taxi in a snowstorm in a city
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"Please hold my calls for the next fifteen minutes, Miss Hammish."
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"He had a magician!"
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Meet a Representative of Santa Claus
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"Do all boys go through a beanstalk phase?"
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"Unicorns do exist!"
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"I'm the magic bean genie here to grant you three wishes! But they must be bean-related."
Magical box of chocolates.
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"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."
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"It's been moved and seconded, Cartwright, that we clap if we believe in fairies."
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"Magic wand, stat!"
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