"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
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"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
David Blaine, Age 60
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"You seemed disillusioned."
"We've been getting a lot of calls saying that you're a terrible magician."
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
The Only Logical Explanation
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"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."
"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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"Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in my hat—what do you expect in this economy?"
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"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."
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"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
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"Who ordered the rabbit?"
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"Any checks, dear?"
"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."
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