Hotel Disturb Sign
"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."
Tags:latinos, latinas, latino, hispanic, spanish speaker, spanish speakers, stereotype, stereotypes, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, racism, racist, race, lunch break, coworker, coworkers, white privilege, bilingual, multilingual, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, nanny, nannies, babysitter, babysitters
"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."
Tags:investment, investments, investor, investors, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advice, investing, invest, invests, technology stock, technology stocks, tech company, tech companies, portfolio, portfolios, maid, maids, kind word, kind words, downturn, downturns, bear market, bear markets, economic downturn, economic downturns
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
Tags:sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control
"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."
"If the truth be told, I prefer Biedermeier."
Tags:biedermeier, style, styles, furniture, german, germany, art style, art styles, middle class, 19th century, household, households, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, decoration, decorations, decor, decorator, decorators, interior, interiors, dining room, dining rooms, preference, preferences, ornate, simple, simplicity, working class, maid, maids
"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
Tags:maid, maids, service, cleaner, cleaners, housemaid, housemaid, servant, servants, cleaning, meter maid, meter maids, metre maid, metre maids, parking, parking metre, parking metres, parking meter, parking meters, top up, topping up, adding time, add time, time, quarter, mechanical, robot, robots, robotic, machine, machines, rich, wealthy, word play, wordplay
A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Surely not zero tolerance?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, threaten, threatening, gun, shoot, shooting, violence, death, dying, dead, gunshot
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
Tags:murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, homicides, gun, guns, shot, shots, bullet, bullets, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, date, dates, dinner date, dinner dates, maid, maids, wasted effort, wasted efforts, mariticide, mariticides, married life, marital dispute, marital disputes, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, domestic violence, domestic abuse
"That blasted maid's got everything upside-down again!"
Tags:maid, maids, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, hired help, help, helper, helpers, wait staff, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, gravity, upside-down, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, flip, flips, flipping, flipped, house, houses, home, homes, nuisance, nuisances, rearrange, rearranges, rearranging, law of physics, laws of physics, defy, defies, defying
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, hotel guest, hotel guests, guest, guests, hotel maid, hotel maids, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, do not disturb, room sign, room signs, secret agent, secret agents, gun, guns, gun fight, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, bad timing, bad time, talk, talking
"I don't know for sure, but I think my home assistant is stealing from me."
"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."
"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."