MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."
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"You've got pie."
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"We bring gold and frankincense. The myrrh is in the mail."
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Cheese of the Week: Brie
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"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."
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"Oh, Lord! Now we're getting resumes along with the Chinese menus."
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"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."
Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York
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"I want to send that one about 'Instead of hearts and cupid's darts, I'm sending you a wire,' or whatever the hell it is!"
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"Your allowance is in the mail."
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
"The folks at the Internal Revenue Service cordially invite you to join them in looking over a four-leaf clover that you overlooked before."
Tags:letter, letters, post, mail, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, doing taxes, filing taxes, government, governments, politics, audit, audits, auditing, luck, lucky, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, lucky charm, lucky charms, superstition, superstitious
"I've been selected to pay another electricity bill."
Tags:bill, bills, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finance, personal finance, finances, budget, budgets, budgetting, account, accounts, play on words, word play, word-play, mail, letter, letters, selected, been selected, electricity bill, home, homes, home ownership
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
Tags:complaints, complaint, complaining, complain, senior, senior citizen, seniors, senior citizens, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, grandparents, grandparent, inflation, in my day, back in the day, new car, brand new car, car, cars, mail, postage, post, post office, luxury car, luxury cars, economy, money, cost of living, increased costs, rising costs
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
"Maybe it's time to go through that mail, huh, Godfather?"
"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"
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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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