"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.
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"Be right with you, just checking my email."
"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."
"What you want is Woodland Avenue."
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"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."
Shipping and Handling Your Emotions
A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.
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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."
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"Dear UPS, buzzer is broken. Please shout loudly and I will let down my hair."
"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"