"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation
"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."
Tags:renovation, renovate, renovates, renovated, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance guy, maintenance men, home, home owner, home owners, property, property ladder, dread, existential, existential dread, worry, worries, worries of the world, crack, cracks, diy, repair, repairs, work done, have work done, home improvement
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
Tags:panic, panics, panicking, flood, floods, flooding, tide, come in, comes in, coming in, go out, goes out, going out, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, leak, leaks, leaky pipe, leaky pipes, freakout, freakouts, freak-out, freaking out, keep your cool, keeping your cool, janitor, janitors, clean up, cleans up, white collar, white collar worker, white collar workers
"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."
"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
Tags:alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee
"Decaf's out of toner."
Tags:toner, toners, decaf, coffee machine, coffee machines, vending machine, vending machines, vending, coffee break, coffee breaks, staff room, staff rooms, decaffeinated, toner, toners, ink, ink cartridge, ink cartridges, maintenance, office maintenance, repair man, repairman, repairmen, repair men, repair job, repair jobs, ingredient, ingredients
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."
"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairdresser, hairdressers, gutter, gutters, maintenance, house maintenance, chimney, chimneys, handwork, handyman, handymen, absurd, mason, masons, masonry, home repair, home repairs
"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, gate, gates, fence, fences, fencing, architecture, design, decoration, decorations, landscaping, chain-link fence, chain-link fencing, chain-link fences, maintenance, upkeep, hell
"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."
Tags:broken, broke, fix, fixed, fixing, sales, salesman, salesperson, fix-it, repair, repairs, repaired, repairman, repairmen, customer, customers, customer service, appliances, truthful, honest, honesty, honestly, rip-off, ripped-off, returned, returns, return, shop, shops, store, stores, maintenance
"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
Tags:idiot, idiots, idiocy, priority, priorities, business, hiring, hired, hire, new hire, new job, desk job, business fashion, formal business, business attire, attire, interview, interviewed, press, pressed, suit press, pressed suit, crease, creases, creased, maintain, maintenance, incompetent, incompetence, management, manager, managing, nincompoop, modern life, modern world, talent, talents, value, values, dress, dress the part, fake it, fake it til you make it, employ, employed, new job, new career, congratulations
"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."
Tags:bigfoot, sasquatch, sasquatches, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, story, stories, unknown, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, super, supers, superintendent, superintendents, caretaker, caretakers, manager, managers, building manager, building managers, custodian, custodians, maintenance, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, rare, sighting, sightings, building, buildings, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, disappear, disappearing, untraceable, impossible to reach, can't contact, property, properties, real estate
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chore, chores, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, agenda, agendas, laundry, washing, clothes washing, washing clothes, cleaning, repair, repairs, fixing, fence-mending, fence, fences, mending the fence, maintenance, detergent, laundry detergent, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, avoiding, avoidance, avoid, avoids, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, put off, put-off, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
"I want to be put on lifestyle support."
Tags:lifestyle, lifestyles, life support, life support system, life support systems, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, divorce, divorces, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, alimony, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, divorce payment, divorce payments, spousal support, maintenance, spousal maintenance, gold digger, gold diggers, goldigger
"Perhaps if you weren't paying so much alimony we could eat out once in a while."
Tags:hey diddle diddle, the dish and the spoon, dish and spoon, divorce, divorces, alimony, alimony payment, alimony payments, divorce payment, divorce payments, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, regret, regrets, resentful, mistake, mistakes, making mistakes, spousal provision, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, spousal support, maintenance, spousal maintenance
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
Tags:maintenance, handyman, handymen, basement, basements, boiler, boilers, hot water heater, hot water heaters, water tank, water tanks, water heater, water heaters, plumber, plumbers, awkward, over your shoulder, small talk, social skill, social skills, socialising, socialize, socialized, socialised, socializing, repairmen, repairman, repair men, repair man
Tags:plumber, plumbing, emergency plumber, emergency plumbers, plumber, emergency plumbing, superintendent, superintendents, building superintendent, building superintendents, super, supers, caretaker, caretakers, building manager, building managers, apartments, apartment, maintenance, maintenance man, furniture, furniture repair, confusion, confuse, confused, burst pipe, burst pipes, pipe, pipes, water, water leak, leaking water, repair, repairs, repair man, repair men, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, absurd, modern furniture, modern furniture design
"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
Tags:repair, repairs, repair man, repairman, maintenance, maintenance guy, maintenance man, handyman, handiman, handy man, science, scientist, scientists, electrician, electricians, fix, fixing, fixed, hadron, hadron collider, collider, advanced, physics, quantum, quantum mechanics, mechanic, mechanics, mechanical, dial, dials, tech, technological, technologies, complex, complicated, cutting edge, invert, inversion, authority, opinion, opinions
"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
Tags:battle, historical, historically, feudal, feudalism, peasant, peasants, soldier, soldiers, medieval, warrior, warriors, siege, sieged, sieges, siege ladder, ladder, ladders, mold, molds, moldy, mould, moulds, mouldy, retreat, retreats, retreating, care, home, new home, clean, cleaning, cleanliness, cleaning service, cleaning services, maintenance, maintenance man, war, wars, excuse, excuses, sick, ill, sickness, get well soon
"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
Tags:jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, unhealthy, unhealthy eating, dessert, desserts, fatty food, fatty foods, run, runs, running, runner, runners, motivation, motivations, weight loss, maintaining weight, maintenance, maintain, maintaining, calorie, counting calories, burning calories, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cake, cakes, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break