"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
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doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, consultation, consult, examination, appointment, diagnose, diagnosis, ill, illness, disease, sick, sickness, patient, patients, fake, false, made-up, health, made up, made up, make-believe, jerk, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, doctor, doctors, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, make believe, role playing, taking turns"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
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kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
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fire, fires, fireplace, fireplaces, hearth, hd, hd tv, hd video, tv, television, televisions, tvs, high def, high definition, yule, yule log, yule logs, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas eve, log, logs, fake, false, useless, wood burning, burning wood, burning logs, logs burning, make-believe, make believe, pretend, pretending, video, videos, film, films, streaming, stream, technology, modern life, high-definition"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
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religion, religious, heaven, god, angel, angels, watch over, watching over, guard, guarding, protect, protecting, christianity, christian, christians, pretend, pretending, make-believe, human, humans, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, impossible, overworked, limited time, confession, confessions, confessing, admission, admissions, admitting"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, analysing, analyzing, playing house, playing, make-believe, role playing, role play, significant, childhood, kid, kids, child, children, girl, girls, repression, game, games"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, toy, toys, play, playing, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffy, stuffie, stuffies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, tea set, high chair, high chairs, age, ages, appropriate age, news, identity, personal identity, development, truth, stuffed, tell, telling, make-believe, pretend, realistic, modern lifeA little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
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park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families"You have a really lousy sense of humor."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, humour, humor, sense of humor, sense of humour, joker, jokers, fool, fools, jester, jesters, actor, actors, acting, pretending, make-believe, role-playing, comedian, comedians, imitator, imitators, imitating, imitation, imitations, unamused"We're playing YouTube."
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kid, kids, child, children, play, playing, game, games, role-play, role-playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, imagine, imaginary, fantasy, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, box, boxes, cardboard, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life, mom, moms, mums, mum, mother, mothers, motherhood, modern, internet, online, technology, video hosting website, video hosting websites, video-sharing website, video-sharing websites, website, websites, streaming website, streaming websites, streaming, video, videos, live video, live videos"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, boy, boys, play, playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, fantasy, role-playing, role-play, roleplaying, roleplay, toy, toys, prop, props, kit, kits, doctor, doctors, health, healthcare, health care, medicine, medical, patient, patients, sick, ill, sickness, illness, old age, age, getting older, ageing, aging, growing old, middle-age, mid-life crisis, treatment, treatments, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, nothing, do nothing, diagnosis, diagnoses"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mall santa, mall santas, shopping mall santa, shopping mall santas, department store, department stores, gift, gifts, present, presents, giving away, giveaway, giveaways, generous, generosity, reality, psychology, mental health, losing touch with reality, make-believe, pretend, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, christmas spirit"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."
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exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, cheering, greeting, imaginary, make-believe, pretend, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, biking, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, biker, bikers, staying in shape, staying fitA boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.
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child, children, kid, kids, childhood, imagine, imagination, play, playing, pretend, make-believe, make believe, role-playing role playing, roleplaying, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, horse, horses, animal, animals, hobby horse, hobby horses, stick, sticks, pole, poles, skull, skulls, dead, cow, cows, stick horse, stick horses, desert, deserts, toy, toys"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, son, sons, toy, toys, play, playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, role-playing, role-play, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, bad health, unhealthy, bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses, brain dead, brain-dead, future doctor, future doctors, future career, future careers, questionable"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, pretend, pretending, role-playing, role-play, make-believe, imagination, imaginary, education, higher education, school, schools, university, universities, college, colleges, doctor of humane letters, doctorate, doctorate, honorary doctorate, honorary doctorate, degree, degrees, academic, academia, academics, modern kids, modern children, getting ahead, starting early, success, modern lifeChaironaut
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outer space, outerspace, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, kid, kids, child, childhood, games, game, make-believe, make believe, kids games, kids game, kid's games, kids' games, count down, childhood game, childhood games, imaginary play, creative, creativity, imagination, imaginative, countdown, counting down, liftoff, lift off, lifting off, space shuttle, space shuttle, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, play, playing"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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kid, kids, child, children, playing, make-believe, role-playing, fantasy, dress-up, dress up, education, higher education, phd, doctorate, postgraduate, postgrad, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, overachiever, overachievers, ambitious, starting early, studying, learning, teacher's pet, precocious, getting ahead, intelligent, smart"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."
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party, parties, house party, house parties, game, games, party game, party games, leisure, fun, charade, charades, complaint, complaints, complaining, acting, angry, anger, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, partner, partners, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, annoyed, home, going home, fraud, deception, make-believe, pretend, pretending, word play, wordplay"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."
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kids, kids, child, children, girl, girls, playing, toy, toys, doll, dolls, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addiction, shopping addict, shopping addicts, sale, sales, consumerism, retail, department store, department stores, pretend, pretending, make believe, make-believe, role-playing, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypesMan looking at a street sign that reads "Curb your limits"
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man, men, businessman, businessmen, street scene, street scenes, street sign, street signs, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, street, streets, road, roads, curb your instincts, restrain yourself, restrain, curb, keep under control, hold back, subdue, suppress, feeling, feelings, intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, impulse, impulses, don't be yourself, be someone else, fit in, fitting in, pretend, make-believe, don't trust yourselfPrivate Phone Calls
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telephone, telephones, public phone, public phones, public telephone, public telephones, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone booth, phone booths, telephone booth, telephone booths, hand gesture, hand gestures, hand sign, hand signs, pretend, pretending, pretender, make believe, make-believe, game, games, kid, kids, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, growing up, modern life