"I love it!"
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"You look great. Let's go!"
Tags:snail, snails, snail shell, snail shells, hide, hiding, dressing up, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, appearance, self conscious, self consciousness, self-conscious, self-consciousness, make up, make-up, beauty ritual, beauty rituals, beauty ideal, beauty ideals, feminine beauty ideal, feminine beauty ideals
"Eyeliner is back!"
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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
Tags:facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties
"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
In the Final Analysis
Tags:horse, horses, teeth, tooth, animal, animals, cosmetics, make-up, cosmetics, beauty, self-esteem, cauliflower, cauliflowers, vegetables, vegetable, apartment, apartments, apartment life, apartment characteristics, in the final analysis, in the end, summation, summarize, final conclusion, conclusion, conclusions, in the last, idiom, idioms
"They've got me doing cosmetics research."
"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, make up, make-up, lab coat, lab coats, drug store, drug stores, department store, department stores, makeup, false pretences, false pretence, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, laboratory, laboratories, consumerism, consumer, consumers, hair and beauty, false pretenses, false pretense, marketing, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, beauty product, beauty products, deceive, deceptive, skincare, skin care, skin-care
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue
"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circuses, sad clown, sad clowns, museum, museums, entertainer, entertainers, deceive, deception, deceptions, face paint, make up, make-up, clown make-up, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibition, mask, masks, slapstick, slapstick comedy, physical comedy
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, whipped cream, thanksgiving, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, face, faces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, makeup, make-up, false, fake, beauty, face lift, face lifts
"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."
Tags:makeup, make-up, make ups, makeups, make-ups, cosmetic, cosmetics, make up artist, make-up artist, make up artists, make-up artists, beauty, model, models, vain, vanity, self esteem, self esteems, self-esteem, self-esteems, tardy, tardiness, appearance, appearances, keeping up appearances, fashionista, fashionistas
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
"You're wearing too much rouge."
Tags:peacock, peacocks, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, beauty standards, gender issues, gender issue, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sexist, sexists, insult, insults, male privilege, male privileges, makeup, make-up, too much makeup, too much make-up, bird, birds, peahen, peahens, date, dates
"Don't be an idiot. It's lip gloss!"
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
"I'm just going to relax. I'm not even putting on nail polish."
"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, animal test, animal tests, animal testing, animal rights, animal activist, animal activists, animal activism, makeup, makeups, make-up, make-ups, cosmetics, cosmetics counter, cosmetics counters, makeup counter, makeup counters, make-up counter, make-up counters, rabbit, rabbits, lipsticks
I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.
Tags:cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart-phone, smart-phones, makeup, makeups, make-up, make-ups, make up, make ups, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, narcissistic society, narcissistic societies, vain, vanity, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, self-esteem, self esteem
How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.