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"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"
"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."
"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
"You are so stubborn."
"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."
"He used to own a muscle car."
Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.