"I'm worried. He's lost interest in absolutely everything except the Stamford Mall."
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Island of Lost Guys.
"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."
Tags:colour, colours, color, colors, gray, grey, shades, shade, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, saleswoman, saleswomen, consumerism, retail, similar, trend, trends, trendy, woman, women
"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"
Tags:pre-teen, pre-teens, clothes store, clothes stores, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothing shop, clothing shops, clothing store, clothing stores, fashions, fashionable, designer clothes, designer clothing, tween, tweens, mall, malls, department store, department stores, department shop, department shops
"I still think a simple pedestrian mall would have sufficed."
"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
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Tags:returns, return, returning, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, shopper, shoppers, shopping, consumerism, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerists, remorse, remorseful, regret, regretting, regretful, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, customer, customers, return service, return service, buyer, buyers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Central Mall - If you shopped here you would be consuming by now.
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Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
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Tags:security, security guard, security, metal detector, scanner, body scanners, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, santas grotto, santa's grotto, modern life, modern attitudes, mall santa, mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping mall, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centre, full body scanner, security body scanner, over cautious, overcautious, elf, elves, santa's elves, santas elves, north pole, the north pole
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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Tags:mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, escalator, escalators, top o the morning, top of the morning, greeting, greetings, customer, customers, shopper, shoppers, shopping, morning, mornings, modern life, small talk, mundane, monotony, monotonous
"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."
Tags:mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, christmas, christmas shopping, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, customer service, help desk, sales consultant, sales consultants, animal lover, animal lovers, god, jesus, christianity, christian, christians, love, acceptance, religion, religions, religious, bible
"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."
"I'm not stalking you. I'm binge-watching you."
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Tags:information booth, information booths, information kiosk, information kiosks, information, insider information, insider trading, confidential information, classified information, secret, secrets, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, service, customer service, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, department store, department stores, business, businessman, businessmen, investor, investors, investing, wall street, trading, trader, traders, stock market, stock markets
"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."
"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."
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"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."
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Tags:complain, complaining, complaints, complaint, bartender, bartenders, barman, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, alcohol, beverage, beverages, bar stool, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychoanalysis, therapy, therapist, therapists, customer service, customer service desk, shopping, mall
The Great Santa Shoot-Out at the Mall
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Tags:vendor, vendors, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, souvenir, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, mall, malls, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, shopping spree, shopping sprees, buy, buys, buying, consumer culture, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, gift shop, gift shops, america, american, american capitalism
A woman walks into a large building with a sign that reads "A mall of my own".