"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, shopping, shop, shops, hunting, hunt, modern, modern life, food, foodie, demand, demanding, fishwife, fishwives, mastodon, married life, marriage, wife, wives"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
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connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine snob, wine snobs, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, elitism, snobbery, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, woolly mammoth, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, mammoths, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
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science, nature, extinct, animals, rural, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, shepherding, question, questions, extinct, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, unquestioning, pastoral, sheep farm, sheep farms, wool"Never hunt when you're hungry."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, b.c.bc, stone age, ice age, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, hunter, hunters, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hungry, hunger, starving, too much, food, meat, eyes are bigger than your stomach, never shop on an empty stomach, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay, shop, shops, shopping, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket run, supermarket runs"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, guest, guests, visitor, visitors, tea, afternoon tea, show-off, showing off, mastodon, mastodons, mammoth, mammoths, tusk, tusks, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, ice age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, fossil, fossils, bone, bones"Now what?"
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ice age, the ice age, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly, mammoths, incompetent, incompetence, failure, failures, miscalculation, miscalculation s, underestimate, underestimation, hunting, hunter, hunters"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, invention, inventions, inventing, inventor, inventors, wheel, wheels, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, food truck, food trucks, food, mammoth, mammoths, innovation, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, restaurant, restaurantsShopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, shopping, shop, shops, hunting, hunt, modern, modern life, food, foodie, demand, deli, shopper, shoppers, special, specials"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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vegetarians, vegetarian, vegan, vegans, cavemen, cave people, cave dweller, cave dwellers, prehistoric, paleolithic, primitive, primitive man, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, mammoth, mammoths, extinct, extinction, gatherer, gatherers, gathering, red meat, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivores, carnivore, shopping, mastodons, mastodon, stone age, woolly mammoth, sarcasm, sarcastic, history, historic, historians, historianFor Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:
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fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, clothes, clothing, seersucker, lightweight fabric, fabric, summer, summertime, mammoth, mammoths, animal, animals, nature, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
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science, technology, medicine, medical, medical technology, medical science, freeze, cryogenics, discover, discovery, discoveries, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, modern medicine, history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, ice age, bc, b.c., before christ, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"
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noah, noahs ark, noah's ark, extinct, extinction, dinosaur, dinosaurs, mammoth, mammoths, the flood, the great flood, old testament, the old testament, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, life choices, christianity, judaismCavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, winter, snow, snowed in, snowed, shovel, snow shovel, clearing the driveway, driveway, car, cars, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, snowstorm"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, shopping, shop, shops, grocery, groceries, trolley, cart, carts, trolleys, mammoth, mammoths, visual, visual gag, visual joke, overkill, over kill, dinner, hungry, hunger, food, foodshop, food shopBio-obsolescence
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animal, animals, extinct, extinction, extinctions, biodiversity, reduce, reduces, reducing, endanger, endangered, specie, species, endangered species, extinct species, obsolescence, bio-obsolescence, biology, zoology, dodo, dodos, dodo bird, dodo birds, flightless, tasty, tasmania, tasmanian, tiger, tigers, stripey, cat, cats, mammoth, mammoths, wooly, wooly mammoth, woolly mammoths, hunt, hunts, hunting, huntedThe wool club for mammoths.
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mammoth, mammoths, wool, woolly, woolly coat, wool club, trim, trims, trimming, groom, grooming, hair, hair cut, hair cuts, hair dresser, hair dressers, stylist, stylistic, groomer, groomer, fresh, freshen up, refreshing, hair, club, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, bald, balds, balding, hair plugs, combover, comb oversWooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.
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mammoth, mammoths, wooly mammoth, wooly mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly mammothswool, natural fibre, natural fibres, polyester, synthetic fibre, synthetic fibres, seventies, seventies fashion, seventies clothes, 70s fashion, 70s clothes, 70s, fashion, fashions, fabric, fabrics, clothes, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay"That's a mammoth. I told you to bring home a mastodon."
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hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, early humans, early man, caveman, cavemen, cavewomen, cavewoman, hunter, hunters, hunting, mammoth, mammoths, mastodons, mastodons, couple, couples, shopping, shop, shops, demanding partner, demanding partners, demanding wife, demanding wives, relationship, relationships, cohabitation, cohabitating