Management Cartoons

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC30884
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1653x2077 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sit, sits, stay, stays, heel, heels, command, commands, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, innovate, innovates, innovating, innovation, innovations, barking orders, manager, managers, management, think, thinks, thinking, autonomy, respect, self-respect, worker, workers, office drone, office drones, gripe, gripes, griping, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining

"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35022
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2524x2175 pixels (unwatermarked)
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ego, egos, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, pecking order, business plan, business plans, delegate, delegating, delegation, delegations, order, orders, believer, believers

"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120933
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2000x1678 pixels (unwatermarked)
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boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, leadership skill, leadership skills, leader, leaders, company, companies, rudderless, adrift, office job, office jobs, lunch break, lunch breaks, ego, egos, hurt ego, fragile ego, fragile egos

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC37368
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2108x2331 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businesses, businessmen, business men, business man, businessman, psychologist, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, informer, inform, informant, trick, tricked, malpractice, malpractices, investigate, investigation, interrogate, interrogation, therapy, therapist, therapists, corporate, corporation, management, big business, manager, managers

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC40819
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2851x2276 pixels (unwatermarked)
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, break, breaks, writing break, writing breaks, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, take breaks, taking breaks, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, manager, managers, management, tip, tips, worklife, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, break room, break rooms, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, put off, putting off, work, works

"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134673
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3011x2950 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office, offices, pointless, change, changes, internal change, business, businesses, manage, managers, management, managerial, managing, supervise, supervisory, supervisor, supervisors, supervises, bureaucrat, bureaucratic, organise, organised, reorganised, structure, restructure, restructured, honest, honesty, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness

"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC121903
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5000x3837 pixels (unwatermarked)
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word play, business, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o.c.e.o.s, executive, executives, look busy, looking busy, chief executive, chief executives, task, tasks, agenda, agendas, set agenda, set agenda, daily task, daily tasks, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, mankoff

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121406
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3500x2747 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dissent, encourage dissent, encouraging dissent, dissenter, dissenters, morale, employee morale, employer morale, traitor, traitors, deception, deceptions, deceive, deceives, deceiving, leader, leaders, leadership, manager, managers, management, tip, tips, trick, tricks, dirty trick, dirty tricks, disloyal, disloyalty, loyal, loyalty, loyalties

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC134393
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3052x2275 pixels (unwatermarked)
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work, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, career, careers, office, office, office life, workplace, workplaces, business, businesswoman, sick, ill, absent, employee, employer, employees, employer, work remotely, working remotely, telecommute, telecommuting, remote work, work from home, work from work, home office, in-office, in office, call-in, calling-in, call in, calling in, manager, managers, management, modern life

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121128
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3000x2045 pixels (unwatermarked)
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insure, insurance, insuring, insurance purposes, self serving, self-serving, business, businesses, corporate culture, corporate-culture, force, forced purchase, unfair, government, executive, executives, governments, health insurance, mandatory, jargon, cliche, purposeless, circular, illogical, management, managing, managers, manager, interest, interests, authoritarian

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29732
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2139x1513 pixels (unwatermarked)
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government, money, leisure, business, management, roller coasters, federal reserve board, economy, amusement parks, like, recession, fed, the fed, federal reserve, stability, market stability, stable economy, stable economies, wild ride, wild rides, boom and bust, boom and bust cycle, mankoff

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121396
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5000x3120 pixels (unwatermarked)
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play on words, word play, visual pun, pun, puns, advice, advise, help, helping, misunderstood, miscommunication, management, time management, work, working, work management, manageable, office life, offices, anger, smash, smashing, break the work, breaking it up

"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC42135
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2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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time and motion, time-and-motion, time and motion studies, time-and-motion studies, time-and-motion study, time and motion study, review, reviewing, management, manager, managers, survey, surveys, business, businesses, efficiency, efficient, time management, office, worker, workers, motion, motions, misinterpret, parody, parodying, filing, files, business efficiency, manage, executive, executives, waste, wasted, wastes

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24097
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1432x1219 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations

"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC123796
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4615x3449 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sales, sales numbers, sales goal, sales goals, incentive, incentives, bribe, bribes, bribery, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extorts, extortion, extortions, salesman, salesmen, headless, goose sales, goosing sales, pressure, pressures, pressuring, incentive, incentives, incentivizing, corporate climate, corporate culture, management, managers, managing

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC29559
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2000x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
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psychic friends network, telephones, television, proposals, meetings, psychics, my people, spiritualists, business, executives, entertainment, management, psychic, expert, experts, expertise, spiritualist, executive, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, consultant, consultants, consulting, business proposal, business proposals

"Empathy? Yeah, I can see how that could be useful."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC132605
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4498x4535 pixels (unwatermarked)
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empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, businessman, businessmen, bottom line, bottom line mentality, bottom line mentalities, suit, suits, bigwig, bigwigs, corporate mindset, corporate mindsets, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, elite, elites, executive, executives, heartless, heartlessness, soulless, soullessness, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC25405
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2273x1889 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendly

"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC29750
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2217x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
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desk, desks, offices, cubicle, cubicles, workplace, working, panel, panels, box, boxing, boss, bosses, management, annoy, annoying, unneeded, unhelpful, modern, modern work, business, businesses, boxed in, boxed-in

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32175
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2257x2407 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dead, death, funeral, funerals, grave, graves, tomb, tombs, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, burial, burials, priest, priests, businessmen, businessman, desk, desks, business executive, business executive, executive, executives, workaholic, workaholics, work to death, overwork, work, career, careers, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, pallbearer, pallbearers

"This is where things started getting really weird."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC44144
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1840x1635 pixels (unwatermarked)
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profit, profitable, profitability, chart, charts, graph, graphs, graphics, line graph, statistics, statistic, businessmen, meeting, board meeting, meetings, meeting room, exec, executive, executives, annual report, report, fiscal, fiscal year, prediction, model, modelling, incompetent, incompetence, financial, financial modelling, financial model, financial models, fiscal report, accounting, accounts, boardroom, business management, management

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC134669
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4620x4186 pixels (unwatermarked)
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paper, papers, crumple, crumpled, office, offices, work, worker, workers, working, working life, world of work, management, manager, managers, supervisors, supervisor, executive, executives, boss, bosses, big boss, delegation, delegate, delegating, delegations, employee, employers, employ, employed, business, hr, h r, human resource, human resources

"What are you doing outside of coach?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC42287
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2000x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, airhostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122122
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3500x2574 pixels (unwatermarked)
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coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management

"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC120858
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2000x1486 pixels (unwatermarked)
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move, moving, offices, office, annoy, annoyed, forklift, forklifts, fork lift, fork lifts, shock, shocked, shocking, desk, desks, conditions, work, worker, workers, condition, manager, managers, management, administration, surprise, surprising, corporate culture, no warning