Manager Cartoons

Manager Cartoons

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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

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"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."

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"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."

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"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

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"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

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"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

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Manager cartoon 8 of 1092

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"Everybody gets a raise."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132294   High Res: 4625x1662 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: conference, conferences, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, kiss up, kisses up, kissing up, kissass, kissasses, kiss ass, kiss asses, kissing ass, c.e.o., ceo, executive, executives, yes man, yes men, agree, agrees, agreeing, agreement, suck up, sucks up, sucking up, raise, raises, board meeting, board meetings, conference room, boss, bosses, manager, managers, animal, animals, dog, dogs, superior, superiors, corporate culture, corporate ladder

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Manager cartoon 9 of 1092

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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

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Manager cartoon 10 of 1092

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"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

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Manager cartoon 11 of 1092

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"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

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"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."

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Manager cartoon 13 of 1092

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"Is that one of the emotions people talk about?"

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Manager cartoon 14 of 1092

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"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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Manager cartoon 15 of 1092

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"Empathy? Yeah, I can see how that could be useful."

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Manager cartoon 16 of 1092

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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Manager cartoon 17 of 1092

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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

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Manager cartoon 18 of 1092

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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Manager cartoon 19 of 1092

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"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

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Manager cartoon 20 of 1092

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"What are you doing outside of coach?"

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Manager cartoon 21 of 1092

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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

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Manager cartoon 22 of 1092

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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."

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Manager cartoon 23 of 1092

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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

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"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."

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Manager cartoon 25 of 1092

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"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."

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