Managers Cartoons

Managers Cartoons

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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

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"No, Hoskins, you're not going to do it just because I'm telling you to do it. You're going to do it because you believe in it."

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"While you were out, sir, the company, rudderless and adrift, operated pretty much the same as always."

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"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

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"We're ready to begin the next phase of keeping things exactly the way they are."

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"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

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"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

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"Everybody gets a raise."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132294   High Res: 4625x1662 pixels (unwatermarked)
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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

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"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

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"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

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"Just go home and change, Worthington, and spare me any more talk about postmodernism."

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"Meet your sales numbers this month, Feldman, and you can have your head back."

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"Is that one of the emotions people talk about?"

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"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

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"Empathy? Yeah, I can see how that could be useful."

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."

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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

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"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."

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