A couple decides what to watch.
Tags:reality tv, reality television, scripted series, reality show, reality shows, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, indecision, indecisive, binge, binges, bingeing, binging, binge watch, binge watches, marathon, marathons, marathoning, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, guilt
"Still on your left."
Tags:gym, gyms, gym-goer, gym-goers, cycle, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, treadmill, treadmills, no escape, no escaping, escape, escapes, on your left, pace, paces, pacing, paced, keeping pace, annoying, annoyed, annoy, annoyance, sport, sports, fit, fitness, fitspo, cardio, cardio, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathon training
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"No, thanks. I'm in training."
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, the tortoise and the hare, run, runs, running, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, train, trains, training, abstain, abstains, abstaining, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, teetotal, teetotaller, teetotallers, teetotaler, teetotalers
Couch and Potato
Tags:bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, b&b, b&bs, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacation, vacations, vacationing, hotel, hotels, hotelier, hoteliers, satellite, satellite dish, satellite dishes, couch potato, couch potatoes, marathon, marathons, marathoning, binge, binges, bingeing, binge watcher, binge watchers, binge watching, staycation, staycations, holiday destination, holiday destinations
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line
"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."
Tags:marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, runner, runners, race, racing, run, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, sport, sports, clothing, clothes, shorts, short shorts, water, water stand, water stands, bigger, need, require, requirements, necessity, too small, ill-fitting, uncomfortable
"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, runner, runners, race, races, racing, road race, long distance running, long distance runner, long distance runners, cross country runner, cross country runners, german, german potato salad, potato salad, weirdo, weirdos, food, foods, mess, messy, making a mess, litter, littering, litter bug, litter bugs
"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, brag, bragging, show off, show offs, showing off, pretension, pretentious, pretentiousness, marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, marathon mentality, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, lazy, laziness, show-off, show-offs
"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"
Tags:refreshment, refreshments, running of the bulls, pamplona, bull run, bull runs, refreshment table, refreshments table, refreshments tables, refreshment tables, hydrate, hydrates, hydration, hydrating, marathon, marathons, long-distance run, long-distance runs, long-distance runner, long-distance runners, counterproductive, endanger, endangers, endangering, runner, runners, running, run, runs, exercise, exercises, exercising, aerobic fitness, workout, workouts, bull, bulls, cattle
"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."
"Portrait of a Lady"
Tags:sport, sports, woman, women, female, females, lady, ladies, runner, runners, marathoner, marathoners, marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, jogger, joggers, racer, racers, race, races, racing, running, jogging, modern female, modern woman, modern lady, modern females, modern women, modern ladies, modern life
"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, introduction, introductions, introducing, first meeting, sport, sports, fitness, health, runner, runners, athlete, athletes, athletic, fit, in shape, joint, joints, body shape, marathon, marathons, race, races, racer, racers, stick figure, stick figures, hobby, hobbies, leisure
A monk watches TV in his zen garden.
Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
Tags:sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintery, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, running, run, runner, runners, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, sport, sports
A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
Tags:server, servers, waiter, waiters, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, martini, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, serving, service, customer service, spy, spies, secret service, secret service, espionage, literature, runner, runners, running, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, race number, race numbers, fictional character, fictional characters, sport, sports
Jesus Feeds the 5K
Tags:communion, jesus, jesus christ, the end is nigh, the end is near, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, run, runner, runners, running, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, refreshment, refreshments, volunteer, volunteers, wine, bread, marathon, marathons, race, races, racing
Tags:grocery, groceries, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shopping, shopping list, shopping lists, marketing, grocery list, grocery lists, marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, marathon running, chore, chores, jogger, joggers, runner, runners, jogging, exercise, exercises, exercising
Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, run, runner, runs, ran, break, breaks, smoke, smokes, smoker, smoking, smoke break, smoke-break, smoke breaks, smoke-breaks, torch, torches, irreverence, reverence, revere, revered, sport, professional sport, professional, pro, pros, competitive, competitive sport, global, global sport, international, international sport, cig, cigs, cigarette, cigarettes, tobacco
Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.
Tags:sport, sports, start, starts, starting line, starting lines, race, races, racing, racer, racers, runner, runners, running, marathon, marathons, car racing, auto racing, stock car racing, race car, race cars, endorsement, endorsements, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, logo, logos, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, shell, shells, sticker, stickers, modern life
"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."
Tags:crystal meth, chemist, chemists, chemistry teacher, chemistry teachers, student, students, chemistry, teacher, teachers, teaching, high school, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv series, tv series, television, televisions shows, tvs, marathon, marathons, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, bingeing, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, assuming, methamphetamine, methamphetamines, drug dealer, amphetamine, amphetamines, addict, addicts
"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."
"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, hog, hogs, livestock, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, eating, diet, diets, eating habits, dietary habits, carbo-loading, carb-loading, carbohydrates, eating carbs, carbs, gaining weight, putting on weight, fattening, fat, heath, fitness, marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, runner, runners, meat, pork