"I believe that's a Montessori school."
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"
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"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
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"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
Oceanographers Go Home
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"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
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Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.
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"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."
"I lost ten pounds in 2 weeks, mostly by swimming."
"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."
Surfer and the Whale
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"But it's a wet heat."
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Clam - The Dance Mix
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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"
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"Now I remember why I hate this beach."
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"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
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"Someone is always better."
"Mind the whale, dear."
"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."
"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"