"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"
"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"If I were money, you'd listen to me."
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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millennium, bored, boredom, sit, sitting, fights, marital, marriage problem, marriage problems, spat, spats, domestic, domestics, boring, dull, dullness, marriage, fights, marital, relationships, marriage, new years, new years eve, new year's eve, relationship problem, relationship problems, mankoff"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"
"You knew I was grounds for divorce when you married me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, marital, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, red flag, red flags, warnings sign, warning signs"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."
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right, wrong, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, fights, marital, ethics, language, feminism, feminist, feminists, marriage guidance, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists, shrink, shrinks, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, mankoffLady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel
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marriage, marital, marries, married, marries, married, affair, affairs, cheat, cheating, cheats, cheater, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, blatant, obvious, truthful, infidelity, marital problems, commitment, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, relationship, relationships, jealous, jealousy, jealously, envy, envious"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."
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marriage, marital, marries, married, marries, married, affair, affairs, cheat, cheating, cheats, cheater, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, blatant, obvious, truthful, infidelity, marital problems, commitment, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, relationship, relationships, jealous, jealousy, jealously, envy, envious"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."
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therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, married life, co-dependence, co-dependent, dependency issue, dependency issues, codependence, codependent, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, marriage, marital, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counseling, counselling, team, teams, nerves, nervous, anxiety, anxious, partnership, partnerships, moral support"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"
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movie, movies, dating, date, dates, datenight, date-night, date night, discount, discounts, marriage, married, married life, movies, movie, film, films, box office, cinema, cinemas, husband, husbands, wives, wife, marital, concessionary, argue, argument, reluctant, reluctance"Do you have to be in my life when my favorite show is on?"
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annoy, annoyed, annoying, irritate, irritated, relationship, relationships, television, televisions, tv, t.v., show, shows, series, fight, argument, argue, marital, domestic, wives, wife, husband, husbands, disgruntled, disgruntle, favourite, favorite, favorites, favourites, irritates, privacy, private, married, marriage, marries, marry, life"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"
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guru, gurus, relationship, relationships, ask about my day, typical, stereotypical, sexist, stereotypes, guru on the mountain, wise, wisdom, marital, domestic, domestics, married, marries, hiking, hiked, climb, climbing, stereotype, journey, journeys, teacher, teachers, wise women, wise woman, wise-woman, wisewoman, wise-womenRecipes from Hillary's Kitchen
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