Marital Cartoons

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

"I'm selling you on eBay."

A woman reads "Men's Fault" magazine.

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"What do you think sitting around being bored out of your mind will be like in the new millennium?"

"I've lost track. Are you unhappy because I said you were making me unhappy or is it the other way around?"

"You knew I was grounds for divorce when you married me."

"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"This isn't really about the beagles, is it."

The End is Near...You Wish.

"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."

"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."

"I'm sick of hearing how the cookie crumbles."

"I know he cheated on me because of his childhood abuse, but I shot him because of mine."

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"Do you have to be in my life when my favorite show is on?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

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