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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
"Drat! I suppose the market has already discounted this, too."
"I'm sorry. Mr. Broadbank seems to have stepped away from his desk."
"When do we all start frantically buying gold again?"
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."
"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"Why a market 'correction'? Why can't the market get it right the first time?"