"You must have thought up a million jokes."
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
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"Thank heavens! Some work."
Good News / Bad News
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"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
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Cat stuck in palm tree.
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"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."
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I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
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Desert island 'Help' cards
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Desert Island Game
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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
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"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
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"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
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"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."
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A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
Palm tree made of books.
"Would it kill you to compost?"
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Hailing a Taxi
"You said I'd be part of a team."
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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"Wait—I almost forgot why I called."
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