Marriage Cartoons

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43343
High Res:
3900x2568 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, middle age, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, divorce, divorces, listening, conversation, conversations, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mankoff

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32045
High Res:
3254x2244 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
money, business, relationships, marriage, bottom line, bottom lines, capital gain, capital gains, love of money, loves of money, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, distraction, distractions, distracted, crave, craves, craving, cravings, irresistible, businessman, businessmen, mankoff

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC41865
High Res:
2853x2245 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
change, changes, changing, pretend, fight, fighting, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, general, marriage, relationships, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, mankoff

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC42093
High Res:
1837x1365 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, female, dating

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC126302
High Res:
3006x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, kris kringle, father christmas, saint nick, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st nick, pelznickel, mr claus, mrs claus, hannukkah, gift, gifts, present, presents, friend, friends, jewish, christian, christians, judaism, christianity, realistic, realism, gifting, second temple, home, marriage, home life

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC25092
High Res:
2225x1911 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
law, lawyers, relationships, marriage, divorce, money, psychology, greed, ethics, loyalty, devotion, devoted, wife, wives, price, prices, ethical, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, value, values, valuation, valuations, monetary value, monetary values, bottom line, bottom lines

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
High Res:
3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124750
High Res:
5005x3953 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
irritable spouse, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, doctor, doctors, md, mds, diagnosis, medical diagnosis, sham diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, incorrect diagnosis, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage therapists, marriage therapy, syndrome, syndromes, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, disagree, disagreement, disagreements, argue, argument, arguments, irritable, irritability

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC134682
High Res:
2975x3334 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC119258
High Res:
2000x1438 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cheat, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, cheat, cheaters, unfaithful, infidelity, infidelities, cheats, cheater, adulterer, adulterers, its not what it looks like, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, let me explain, explain, explaining, cliche, cliches, saying, saying, married, marry, narrative, narrative, sympathy, lie, lies, liar, liars

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22841
High Res:
5076x3457 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, crime, violence, guns, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, firefight, firefights, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad time, bad times, phone call, phone calls, mankoff

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31794
High Res:
1885x1489 pixels (unwatermarked)
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men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, gender, genders, gender stereotypes, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC22712
High Res:
1500x792 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
communication, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, communication problem, communication problems, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, marriage problem, marriage problems, difficulty, difficulties, marriage problem, marriage problems, couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC134350
High Res:
3040x3309 pixels (unwatermarked)
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television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC28263
High Res:
2435x2035 pixels (unwatermarked)
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argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road trips

"Honey, I'm home!"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC28565
High Res:
2248x1795 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animals, cats, pets, talking animals, relationships, marriage, commuter, cat lover, cat lovers, cat door, cat doors, return, returns, return home, returns home, returning home, honey i'm home, greeting, greetings, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC122183
High Res:
3532x2754 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC43683
High Res:
1800x1424 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
money, monies, moneytalk, moneytalks, listening, listens, communicate, communication, communicating, hearing, hear, listens, marriage, marriages, economy, earn, earning, listen to money, money talks, money talks, listened, married, marry, marital, argument, argue, argues, household, households, domestic, domestics, relationship, relationships, relatable

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32862
High Res:
2114x1752 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
race, races, racial issue, racial issues, marriage, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, spousal dispute, disputes, spousal disputes, marriages, interracial marriage, interracial marriages, spat, bickering, domestic, domestic arguments, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, racism, racist, racists, discord

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC123491
High Res:
3360x3626 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wedding, weddings, marriage, wedding preparations, wedding prep, wedding planning, wedding plans, bride, brides, bride-to-be, brides-to-be, groom, grooms, diet, diets, dieting, hungry, hunger, not eating, fit, fit into dress, wedding dress, wedding dresses, lose weight, losing weight, go down a size, wedding day, eat, eating, watching your weight, slim, slim down, thin

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29668
High Res:
2051x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news

An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39039
High Res:
2256x2917 pixels (unwatermarked)
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passive aggressive, cook, cooks, cooking, communication, communication problem, communication problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home cooking, meatloaf, passive-aggressiveness, sex difference, sex differences, gender difference, gender differences, marriage, marriages, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32057
High Res:
2197x2735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wedding, weddings, marriage, marries, married, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, advice, advisers, relationship, relationships, self-help, deborah tannen, tannen, i do, professor, professors, book, books, communicate, communicating, communication, self help, judging, judges, help, helping

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32093
High Res:
2033x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, romance, romantic, compliment, compliments, can't find the words, marriage, marriages, married, marries, marry, relationship, relationships, communication, communications, love, loving, angry, anger, annoyed, jealous, jealousy, irritated, irritate, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, talking, sweet talking, complimenting, woo

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC131075
High Res:
3002x3051 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, just married, wedding, weddings, lazy, tin can, tin cans, wedding decor, wedding decoration, wedding decorations, wedding car, can on a string, car, cars, automobile, automobile, vehicle, vehicles, bumper, bumpers, wedding anniversary, anniversary, anniversaries, celebration, prolonged celebration, lazy, laziness, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, nag, nagging