Marriage Cartoons

Marriage Cartoons

Marriage cartoon 1 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

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Marriage cartoon 2 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."

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Marriage cartoon 3 of 1747

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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

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Marriage cartoon 4 of 1747

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"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

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Marriage cartoon 5 of 1747

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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

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Marriage cartoon 6 of 1747

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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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Marriage cartoon 7 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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Marriage cartoon 8 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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Marriage cartoon 9 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

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Marriage cartoon 10 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

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Marriage cartoon 11 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

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Marriage cartoon 12 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

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Marriage cartoon 13 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."

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Marriage cartoon 14 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

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Marriage cartoon 15 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

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Marriage cartoon 16 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Honey, I'm home!"

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Marriage cartoon 17 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

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Marriage cartoon 18 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

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Marriage cartoon 19 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

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Marriage cartoon 20 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

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Marriage cartoon 21 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

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Marriage cartoon 22 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".

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Marriage cartoon 23 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

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Marriage cartoon 24 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

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Marriage cartoon 25 of 1747

Marriage cartoon

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

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