Marriage Ceremonies Cartoons

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"First marriage?"

"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"You'll do."

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."