"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."
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"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"
"What rhymes with 'failed marriage'?"
"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
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"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."
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"Talk to me, Alice. I speak woman."
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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."
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"You've changed, Howie."
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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
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"After you've finished discussions with out allies, we have to talk."
"I'm selling you on eBay."
"You don't look like you filed."
"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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"I'm on sabbatical from a marriage in Lewiston, Maine."
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"My wife doesn't understand me, and I bet she wouldn't understand you, either."
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Cheaters - The Singles Bar for Married People
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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Donaldsons and their model marriage."
"Don't go over there. That's the Republican side of the house."
"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."
"I have an evacuation plan that includes Roger and one that does not include Roger."
Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
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