Marriage Vow Cartoons

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"'Present' is not an appropriate response."

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Just what vows do you want to renew?"

"Do you, Thomas, promise to pay attention for the first year and phone it in for the rest of your life?"

"Let me remind you you're both under oath."

"Let me remind you you're both under oath."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Do you promise to hate the same people?"

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

"If you, William, take Angela to be your wife, tap Agree. . ."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Does anyone here see a reason why these two should be married?"

"I'm here, aren't I?"