Married Cartoons

Married Cartoons

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"Take some identification with you in case you die."

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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

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"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."

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Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

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"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

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"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

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"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

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"If I were a car, you could find the words."

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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

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"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

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'Be My Valentine'

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

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"I brought some work home with me."

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Frankenstein's Reading Light

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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

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"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

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"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

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"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

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