Married Cartoons

Fertility Clinic

"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"You're sexy when you're wrong."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"The Monday movie will be back after the messages that follow the following messages."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"This may be bliss for you, Felicia, but my pants are crawling with chiggers!"

"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."

"You see, Thomas, there's a bully at Daddy's office."

"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How can you feel threatened by someone young enough to be your sullen, uncommunicative daughter?"

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

Battle of the Television