Married Couple Cartoons

"Don't even think about it, buster!"

"Well, if you were Gergen what would you tell McLarty to tell Clinton to tell Christopher to do?"

A couple decides what to watch.

"What rhymes with 'failed marriage'?"

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"After you've finished doing what you're doing, could you not begin doing something else?"

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

"The way I see it, there will be plenty of time for abstinence after I'm married."

"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."

"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."

"I yo-yo, he pivots."

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

"Could we skip the prosecution and get on to the sentencing phase?"

"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."

"Now what did I do?"

"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"