Married Couple Cartoons

"Relax, honey - change is good."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC25145
High Res:
2929x2949 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC123709
High Res:
3328x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
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breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22841
High Res:
5076x3457 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, crime, violence, guns, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, firefight, firefights, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad time, bad times, phone call, phone calls, mankoff

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29682
High Res:
2844x2197 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples

"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC133162
High Res:
2952x2182 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
s&m, sadomasochism, sadomasochist, sadomasochists, s & m, renewing, renewal, renewals, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, married life, married couple, successful marriage, successful marriages

"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC124905
High Res:
8369x7137 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nostrils, nostril, flare, flared, flaring, deer, moose, doe, does, reindeer, animal behaviour, animal behavior, domestic, domestics, family life, married life, married couple, married couples, antler, antlers, domestic spat, marital spat, marital spats, domestic spats

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC27747
High Res:
2977x2289 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lobotomy, lobotomies, operation, operations, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, therapy, couples therapy, toxic relationship, toxic relationships, unhappily married, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, senseless

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC133981
High Res:
3005x2483 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
witch hunt, witch hunts, witch-hunt, witch-hunts, witch trial, witch trials, puritan, puritans, salem, salem witch trials, us history, american history, u.s. history, mother in law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, family life, doghouse, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, husband, husbands, in the doghouse, witch, witches, false accusation, false accusations, in laws, in-laws, inlaws, extended family, witchhunt, witchhunts

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28041
High Res:
1943x1487 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120975
High Res:
2000x1854 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, widow, widows, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, hard to please, difficult to please, coffin, coffins, domestic, domestics, marital problem, marital problems

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC124846
High Res:
6556x5367 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, mindless, mindlessly, to-do list, to-do lists, list, lists, chore, chores, wife, wives, husband, husbands, lazy, laziness, useless, worthless, daydreamer, daydreamers, space out, spaced out, nag, nags, nagging, list, lists, married life, married couple, married couples, focus, focuses, focusing

"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134274
High Res:
2965x2303 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sexless marriage, unsatisfying, unsatisfied, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, married life, married couple, married couples, middle age, middle aged, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, unfulfilled, sexual compatibility, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, sexuality

"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC28294
High Res:
2035x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old age, old people, old couple, old couples, wives, wife, marry, marrying, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, falling out, fall out, falls out, confession, confessions, dark secret, dark secrets

"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC40851
High Res:
3000x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
grown, marriage, relationships, married couple, married couples, empty nest, empty nests, empty nester, empty nesters, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, sexless, love life, love lives, parent, parents, parenting, grown children, adult children, mankoff

Marriage Maze

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC44024
High Res:
1999x1234 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, maze, mazes, married life, married lives, married couple, married couples, newly-wed, newly-weds, happy marriage, happy marriages, marital maze, marital mazes

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC120903
High Res:
3000x3466 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationships, problems, marriage, shopping, complaints department, complaints departments, grievance, grievances, wife, wives, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, marital discord, marital disharmony, disharmony, argument, arguments, married couple, married couples, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, mankoff

"Advantage, Mom."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30340
High Res:
3243x2314 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, tennis, sports, children, parenting, argument, arguemnts, debate, debates, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, referee, referees, ref, refs, tennis match, tennis matches, argue, argues, arguing, mediate, mediates, mediator, mediators, mankoff

Clash Of The Titans

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC135386
High Res:
4609x5616 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clash, clashed, clashing, clashes, married, married life, married couple, old married couple, bicker, bickering, bickers, bickered, marriage, marriage woes, growing old together, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, weather, petty, pettiness, inconsequential, fight, fights, cold, cold weather, chill, chilly, winter, wintery, love, loving, loved, unconditional love, romance, romantic, snippy, sniping, snappy, snapped, snap, snapping

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36274
High Res:
1971x1988 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
historian, historians, future historians, debate, debates, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, disagreement, disagreements, drop it, dropping it, academic, academics, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, decision, decisions

Sitting Out the Lambada

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC30671
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1851x2143 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lambada, lambadas, dance, dances, dancing, dance craze, dance crazes, sit out, sits out, sitting out, married couple, married couples, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy, libido, libidos

"Fred is worse than Attila the Hun, but I can live with that."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC28671
High Res:
1886x1728 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attila the hun, tyrant, tyrants, war mongerer, war mongerers, war-mongerer, war-mongerers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problems, marriage problems, marriage therapy, family life, couples counseling, marital problems, marriage problems, resignation, historical figure, historical figures

"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC139232
High Res:
2969x2366 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chore, chores, household chore, household chores, married couple, married couples, housework, fantasy, fantasies, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, messy, neat freak, neat freaks, neatness, tidy, tidiness

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC36367
High Res:
1925x2110 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ole buttermilk sky, old buttermilk sky, whistle, whistles, whistling, hum, hums, humming, familiar tune, familiar tunes, spouse, spouses, long marriage, married couple, married couples, change of behavior, cause for concern, familiar, familiarity, husband, husbands, wife, wives, old married couple, old married couples

"It's only until spring."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC143903
High Res:
3088x2524 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spring, springtime, spring time, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, winter season, wintertime, winter-time, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, oversleep, oversleeps, sleeping arrangement, sleeping arrangements, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, share a bed, sharing a bed, bed sharing

"Amazing! Our first date and I feel we've known each other all our lives."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29082
High Res:
3248x2170 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating, relationships, modern life, first date, first dates, married couple, married couples, casual, honeymoon period, honeymoon periods, honeymoon, honeymoons, familiar, familiarity, overfamiliar, over familiar, overly familiar, passionless, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, loveless marriage, loveless marriages, mankoff