Married Couple Cartoons

Married Couple Cartoons

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Married Couple cartoon

"Relax, honey - change is good."

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"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

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"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

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"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

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"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"

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"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

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"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

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"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

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"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."

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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

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"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."

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Marriage Maze

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"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

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"Advantage, Mom."

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Clash Of The Titans

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"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

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Sitting Out the Lambada

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"Fred is worse than Attila the Hun, but I can live with that."

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"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"

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"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

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"It's only until spring."

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"Amazing! Our first date and I feel we've known each other all our lives."

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