"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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david gergen, bill clinton, president clinton, warren christopher, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, political view, political views, current events, political debate, political debates, clinton administration, newspaper, newspapers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital spat, opinionated, opinion, opinions, current eventsA couple decides what to watch.
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"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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