"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drivesA couple decides what to watch.
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reality tv, reality television, scripted series, reality show, reality shows, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, indecision, indecisive, binge, binges, bingeing, binging, binge watch, binge watches, marathon, marathons, marathoning, watches tv, watching tv, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, guilt"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
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companion, companions, companionable, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, love life, boring, boredom, bore, bores, marriage problem, marriage problems, love-life, marriage therapy, marital therapy, couples counseling, couples counselling"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
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astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"Relax, honey - change is good."
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death, grim reaper, black humor, language, clichés, dark humor, dark humour, die, dies, dying, transition, transitions, change, changes, changing, positive change, positive changes, afterlife, afterlives, good change, good changes, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, mankoff"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
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breathe, breathes, breathing, snore, snores, snoring, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, annoy, annoys, irritate, irritations, irritations, irritates, irritating, noise, noises, sound, sounds, share a bed, sharing a bed, married couple, married couples, spat, spats, fight, fights, argument, arguments, loud breathing, loud breathers, couple, couples"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."
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relationships, marriage, divorce, men, women, crime, violence, guns, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, firefight, firefights, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad time, bad times, phone call, phone calls, mankoff"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, castrate, castrates, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast table, breakfast tables, manners, bad manners, violence, violent, violent behavior, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples, bad marriage, bad marriages, married life, bicker, bickers, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, rude, rudeness, aggressive, aggressiveness"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, chore, chores, housework, impossible dream, cat lady, cat ladies, impossible dreams"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
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dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, kid, kids, lazy, family life, family-life, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, slob, slobs, slobbery, married life, married couple, married couples, off putting, off-putting, commitment issue, commitment issues, gender politics, husband, husbands, wife, wives"You've changed, Howie."
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married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, communication, communications, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, communicating, husband, husbands, wife, wives, complication, complications, crowded marriage, crowded marriages"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
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class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couples"I got married once - to avoid writing."
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writer, writers, author, authors, literary aspiration, literary aspirations, novelist, novelists, novel, novels, married life, married couple, married couples, romance, romances, distraction, distractions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, career, careers, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."