Married Couples Cartoons

"Don't even think about it, buster!"

A couple decides what to watch.

"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"

"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."

"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."

"I yo-yo, he pivots."

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

"Harry, I wish you'd stop singing 'The Impossible dream' and help me feed the pussies once in a while."

"Now what did I do?"

"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"

"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."

"You've changed, Howie."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"We've learned so much from each other that you remind me of me."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

"Well, there's no sense in us both getting a lobotomy."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."