Married Life Cartoons

"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC41865
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2853x2245 pixels (unwatermarked)
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change, changes, changing, pretend, fight, fighting, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, general, marriage, relationships, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, mankoff

Bad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC34773
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1706x2168 pixels (unwatermarked)
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housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, housewife, housewives, married life, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, magazine, magazines, magazine article, magazine articles, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, houseplant, houseplants, dustball, dustballs, dust ball, dust balls, gender politics, reading material

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC42093
High Res:
1837x1365 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, female, dating

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122414
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3500x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married life

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC134682
High Res:
2975x3334 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC31794
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1885x1489 pixels (unwatermarked)
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men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, gender, genders, gender stereotypes, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC122183
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3532x2754 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wake, wakes, wake up, waking up, husband, husbands, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, complaint, complaints, complaining, complain, complains, irritation, irritations, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, gripe, gripes, griping, irritating, annoying habit, annoying habits, air, airs, airing, problem, problems, marriage problem, marriage problems

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC29668
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2051x2011 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad news

"Did Linda and I tell you we're renewing our vows?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC133162
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2952x2182 pixels (unwatermarked)
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s&m, sadomasochism, sadomasochist, sadomasochists, s & m, renewing, renewal, renewals, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, married life, married couple, successful marriage, successful marriages

"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC124905
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8369x7137 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nostrils, nostril, flare, flared, flaring, deer, moose, doe, does, reindeer, animal behaviour, animal behavior, domestic, domestics, family life, married life, married couple, married couples, antler, antlers, domestic spat, marital spat, marital spats, domestic spats

"You're really starting to bug me."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC121769
High Res:
3500x2578 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, marriages, married life, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, just married, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, bother, bothered, upset, annoy, annoyed, bug, angry, first argument, wedding reception, wedding receptions

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133360
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2946x3070 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122040
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3495x2679 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, prenuptial, husband, husbands, wife, wives, priorities, priority, baby, babies, parental, parents, child, children, kid, kids, pregnancy, pregnant, infant, awkward, awkward question, life planning, life plans, too late, late, dreams, dream, goal, goals, mid life crisis

"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133518
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3056x3199 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honeymoon, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133539
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4547x4828 pixels (unwatermarked)
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treehouse, treehouses, tree house, tree houses, escape, escapes, escaping, married life, separate space, separate spaces, mancave, mancaves, man-cave, man-caves, retreat, retreats, argument, arguments, spat, spats, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, marital discord, keep the peace, keeping the peace, hideaway, hideaways, hiding spot, hiding spots, secret hiding spot, secret hiding spots, secret, secrets, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24868
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3011x4140 pixels (unwatermarked)
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book, books, bookish, book worm, book worms, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, families, family, parent, parents, parenting, education, educational, read, reading, rainbow, curriculum, curriculums, relationships, married life, marriage, hot topics, current, current events, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, lgbtq+, representation, represent, represented, parody, parodiesspin off, spin-off

"I brought some work home with me."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC128177
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4576x4564 pixels (unwatermarked)
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work from home, coworkers, coworker, meeting, meetings, working from home, marriage, married life, married, husband, husbands, wives, wife, businessman, businessmen, work a holic, work-a-holic, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addiction, bring work home, working after hours, uninvited guests, guest, guests, unexpected visitors, visitor, offices, office work, worker, working, team, teamwork

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC133981
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3005x2483 pixels (unwatermarked)
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witch hunt, witch hunts, witch-hunt, witch-hunts, witch trial, witch trials, puritan, puritans, salem, salem witch trials, us history, american history, u.s. history, mother in law, mother-in-law, son-in-law, family life, doghouse, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, husband, husbands, in the doghouse, witch, witches, false accusation, false accusations, in laws, in-laws, inlaws, extended family, witchhunt, witchhunts

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC120021
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2000x1302 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bride, bride of, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, monsters, domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, halloween, marriage, married, married life, bedtime, bed, happy marriage, reading, read, reading in bed, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms, renewable energy, renewable, renewables, eco friendly, eco-friendly, solutions, solution, solve, problem solving, innovative solutions, innovate, innovative, innovations, innovates, innovating, invention, inventions, invent, inventive

"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC44234
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1856x1760 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married life, married, wife, wives, husband, husbands, crime, criminal, criminals, crimes, criminal justice, law, police, police officer, officers, officer, cop, cops, arrest, arrested, arresting, arrests, nonchalant, nonchalance, unfased, unfazed, concerned, unconcerned, worried, not worried, trust, trusting, trusted, trusts, belief, believe, believes, faith, faithful, faithfulness, support, supportive, supports, verbal support

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133189
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3030x3624 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, argument, dating, marriage, married life, love, lover, lovers, cheating, cheater, affair, apology, apologies, apologise, apologize, apologising, apologizing, forgive, forgiveness, excuse, excuses, truth, couple, couples, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, wife, wives, girlfriend, girlfriends, married, drugs, ecstasy, kiss, kissing, limo, vegas, las vegas, party, partying, what happens in vegas, but i swear that's all that happened, cliche, cliches, confession, confessions

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133339
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2895x2755 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news

"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC124986
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4884x4180 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chess clock, chess clocks, timer, timers, married life, married lives, premature, premature ejaculation, pressure, pressures, pressuring, ed, erectile dysfunction, vanilla, vanilla sex, forgo, forgoes, forgoing, clock, clocks, timing, timed

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC28041
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1943x1487 pixels (unwatermarked)
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yakuza, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, marriage, married, married life, married couple, couples, couple, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, coast, coastal, coastal break, full body tattoos, middle aged, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, fashion, fashion choices, culture clash

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120975
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2000x1854 pixels (unwatermarked)
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funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, mourner, mourners, mourning, griever, grievers, widow, widows, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, hard to please, difficult to please, coffin, coffins, domestic, domestics, marital problem, marital problems