"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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combat, tech, technological, military technology, military tech, cutting edge, night vision, stumble, stumbling, bumbling, bumble, clumsy, clumsily, clumsiness, fumble, fumbled, fumbling, intelligence, special intelligence, lights out, married, marriage, married life, spice things up, spice it up, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, toy, toys, goggle, goggles, night vision goggles, general, generals, army, armies, cia, dates, date, general, generals"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drivesUnderstanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
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men, man, woman, women, boy, boys, girl, girls, feminine, femininity, masculine, masculinity, mice, mouse, cat, cats, animal, animals, anthromorphism, anthro, anthropmorhic, read, reading, books, book, self help, selfhelp, self-help, self help book, self help books, bed, beds, in bed, bedtime, bed time, relationship, bed time reading, bedtime reading, relationships, married, marriage, married life, genders, stereotype, stereotypes, understand, understanding, communication"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramatic"Did you do that to be hurtful?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, weapon, weapons, gun control, gun violence, gun crime, shot, shooting, shoot, revolver, revolvers, hand gun, hand guns, hurtful, mean, anger, angry, upset, crime, injure, injury, injuries"Well, if you were Gergen what would you tell McLarty to tell Clinton to tell Christopher to do?"
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david gergen, bill clinton, president clinton, warren christopher, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, political view, political views, current events, political debate, political debates, clinton administration, newspaper, newspapers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital spat, opinionated, opinion, opinions, current events"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spring cleaning, cleaning, clean, organizing, organising, reorganizing, reorganising, re-organizing, re-organising, organise, organize, re-organise, re-organize, reorganise, reorganize, clean up, clear out, clearing out, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, possession, possessions, stuff, item, items, too much stuff, get rid of, housework, gardening, keep, keeping"Companionable! Tonto was companionable!"
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companion, companions, companionable, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, love life, boring, boredom, bore, bores, marriage problem, marriage problems, love-life, marriage therapy, marital therapy, couples counseling, couples counselling"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."
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street, on the street, in the street, bump into, bumped into, couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, out, downtown, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, unfriendly, companion, companions, dislike, like, disliked, annoyed, annoy, annoying, annoyance, married, married life, hide, hiding, dread, dreading, dreaded"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern lifeEffective Catcalls
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catcall, catcalls, catcalling, sexually harassing, sexually harassed, sexual harassments, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, date, dates, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatups, line, lines, love life, job security, married life, stability, gender stereotypeMrs. Coffee
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coffee, coffees, coffee maker, coffee makers, coffee machine, coffee machines, morning, mornings, breakfast, food, drink, drinks, drinking, meal, meals, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, talking, speaking, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, woman, women, man, men, appliance, appliances, kitchen"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, ex, exes, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, previous, former, fashion, jacket, jackets, suit, suits, menswear, clothes, clothing, men's fashion, style, men's clothing, men's clothes, sports jacket, sports jackets, suit jacket, suit jackets, flashy, gaudy, hate, dislike, personal style, personal appearance, introduction, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, first impression, first impressions, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties"Look, I can't promise I'll change, but I can promise I'll pretend to change."
"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
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affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married lives, marriages, mistresses, liar, liars, lie, lies, lying, schedule, getting caught, caught out, deception, deceptions, dishonest, dishonestyWoman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, crime, newspaper, reading the news, reading the newspaper, news, newspapers, paper, papers, quiet, shush, screaming, nagging, yelling, shouting, angry, anger, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ignore, ignoring, tune out, peaceful, peace and quiet, escape, relax, relaxing, calm, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, women, womanBad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less
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housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, housewife, housewives, married life, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype, magazine, magazines, magazine article, magazine articles, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, houseplant, houseplants, dustball, dust ball, dust balls, gender politics, reading material"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"
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ex-wife, ex wife, ex-wives, ex wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, modern family, modern families, family life, family-life, stepdad, stepdads, step-dad, step-dads, step dad, step dads, acquaintance, friendly, friendliness, married life, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, step family, step families, step-family, step-families"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, marriage, marriage issues, marriage problems, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, change, enhance, improve, fight, fights, argument, arguments, restaurant, restaurants, stereotype, stereotype, men, women, male, dating"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, therapist, therapists, therapy, couple, couples, happily married, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorced, split, splitting, separation, separating, issues, issue, problem, problems, surprise, experience, experiences"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, in synch, in-synch, in sync, in-sync, synchronised, synchronized, together, great minds think alike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, compatible, compatibility"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"
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maharaja, chit chat, chit-chat, chit chats, chit-chats, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, gossip, gossips, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, gossiped, conversation, conversations, skill, skills, hobby, pastime, pastimes