Married Lives Cartoons

"Don't even think about it, buster!"

"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."

"He appears to have lost all of his resilience."

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."

"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Hey, Baby, I just dropped the kids off at school, and now I'm going to the grocery store, and then I'm going home and unloading the car—am I making you hot?"

"How about a little music to push the plot along."

Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!

For Emergency Use Only

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Isn't it nice, Harry, that we can sit here together for a whole evening and not feel we have to make conversation?"

"I didn't go to the office today. I went to the zoo."

"None for me, thanks."

"She's on a diet."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform."

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

Fantastic, fit, fortysomething exec, interested in culture, athletic pursuits, and gourmet food, seeks intelligent, dynamic, thirtysomething beauty for evolving relationship leading marriage.

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."