Marries Cartoons

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

Recycling husband.

Couples' therapy

"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."

"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."

"Helen changed our song, and she refuses to hum even a few bars to me."

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Same Sex Wedding

"Irv has always been faithful, and he's a good mouser."

"I, for one, don't see how Herman Melville relates to our life style."

"I need a really great pair of marry-me pumps."

A knight moves to get married.

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"And don't come back until you've connected the dots properly."

"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."

"No, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really want to sleep with this guy."