"Why did I ever marry below my emotional level!"
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"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"I know what you're thinking, but let me offer a competing narrative."
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"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"
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"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"
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"I hear she's run off to live someplace that doesn't even have publicity."
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Star Light, Star Bright
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"If I were money, you'd listen to me."
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"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
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"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
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"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."
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"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."
"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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"Sweetheart, perhaps we shouldn't exchange gifts this year."
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"I have to be getting back - I'm the glue that holds my parents' marriage together."
"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."
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"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"
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