"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, warm, warming, global warming, climate change, climate-change, ozone layer, environment, environments, environmental, environmental issues, ozone depletion, co2, carbon dioxide, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, space, depletion, alien invasion, global-warming, emission, emissions, cfc, chlorofluorocarbonClose encounter of the uninsured kind.
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns"As a joke let's take them to ... and tell them that's our leader."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, joke, jokes, joking, leader, leaders, human, humans, alien invasion, martian invasion, extraterrestrial invasionAlien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, porthole, portholes, wormhole, wormholes, teleport, teleports, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, builder, builders, building site, building sites, road works, roadworks, sewer, sewers, drain, drains, urban life, city, cities, city lifeMars Rover's wheels stolen.
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space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes"Just wait till you walk in the front door—you'll find out if I have a death ray or not."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, death threat, death threats, threat, threats, threatening, death ray, death rays, laser, lasers, laser gun, laser guns, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, coming home, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, conversation, conversations"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, i want to believe, little green men, little green man, martian, martians, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, award ceremony, award ceremonies, cliche, cliches, grateful, gratitude, ufo, ufos, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realisticallyIrrefutable Evidence.
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ufo, u.f.o., alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, evidence, evidences, proof, proves, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, fragment, fragments, belief, believing, believes, science, sciences, unsolved, proving, roswell"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, tourist, tourists, tourism, summer, resort, resorts, resort town, resort towns, destination, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, crowd, crowds, crowded, packed, full, invasion, tourist invasion, invaded by tourists, holiday crowds, holiday crowd, travel, travelling"They're very time-sensitive."
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alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel"I'll be straight with you. I was put on this planet to make your life miserable."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, miserable, misery, unhappy, honest, honesty, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, earthling, earthlings, man, men"They seem friendly enough so far."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, toy, toys, frisbee, flying disk, flying disks, flying disc, flying discs, disc, discs, disk, disks, dog toy, dog toys, playing, fetching, fetching, playing fetch, friendly'Soy Beans - Wheat - Mysterious Crop Circles'
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farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farm shop, farm shops, soy, soya, soy beans, crop circle, crop circles, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."
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redundant, made redundant, redundancy, redundancies, lay off, lay offs, laid off, lay-off, lay-offs, unemployed, unemployment, streamline, streamlining, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrials, alien abduction, alien abductions, recession, financial crash, space ship, spaceship, space ships, space ships, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, office worker, office workers, alien abductee, alien abductees"Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest that he is a good boy."
"The galaxy he's from- ask him if it's got oil."
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oil, oil tycoon, oil tycoons, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, little green men, little green man, martian, martians, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, modern life, modern attitudes, greed, greedy, take advantage, taking advantage, invasion, invasions"We're saved! We're saved!"
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