Contains No Coconut Oil
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Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"
"What other tricks does he need?"
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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."
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"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."
"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
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"You're either the olive or the Martini."
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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Tags:privatization, privatisation, privatising, privatizing, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, scare tactic, scare tactics, scare-tactic, scare-tactics, gin, gins, government interference, nationalization, nationalisation, nationalizing, nationalising, nationalize, nationalise, drink, drinks, businessmen, businessman
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
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"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
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"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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Cross eyed and crossed pits