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Martinis Cartoons
Martinis cartoon 1 of 122
Contains No Coconut Oil
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coconut oil, health trend, health trends, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, martini, martinis, alcohol, martini olive, martini olives, health fad, health fads, stating the obvious, state the obvious, consumerism, deceive, deceiving, deceptive, deception, deceptions, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, sales tactic, sales tacticsMartinis cartoon 2 of 122
Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"
Martinis cartoon 3 of 122
Fall Classic
Martinis cartoon 4 of 122
"What other tricks does he need?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholicsMartinis cartoon 5 of 122
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoyingMartinis cartoon 6 of 122
Three-Martini Breakfast
Martinis cartoon 7 of 122
"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, middle aged, mid life crisis, ageing, aging, generations, generation, stress, stressed, modern life, generation gapMartinis cartoon 8 of 122
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing moneyMartinis cartoon 9 of 122
"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, communicate, communication, drinker, drinkers, drunk, martini, martinis, women, woman, men, man, relationships, relationship, vent, venting, complain, complaint, complaints, complainingMartinis cartoon 10 of 122
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesMartinis cartoon 11 of 122
Mediterranean Martini
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foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glassesMartinis cartoon 12 of 122
"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, martini, martinis, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, beach, beaches, fathers day, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertimeMartinis cartoon 13 of 122
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunken, under the influence, intoxicate, intoxicated, martini, martinis, alcohol, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athleticMartinis cartoon 14 of 122
"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
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pay for sex, pays for sex, paying for sex, affordable, affordability, lunch, lunches, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, meeting, meetings, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, business lunch, business lunches, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, price, prices, cost, costsMartinis cartoon 15 of 122
"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience training, dog training, canine, canines, good dog, newspaper, newspapers, pup, pups, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, headline, headlines, bad news, current events, avoidance, avoidance tactic, dog trainer, dog trainers, martini, martinis, relaxation, evening paperMartinis cartoon 16 of 122
"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."
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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."
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coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, managementMartinis cartoon 18 of 122
"You're either the olive or the Martini."
Martinis cartoon 19 of 122
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, approve, approves, approving, approval, approvals, stamp of approval, stamps of approval, saloon, saloons, shout, shouts, shouting, happy drunk, happy drunks, tipsy, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, announcement, announcements, martini, martinis, jolly, alcoholic, alcoholics, pronouncement, pronouncements, drunkenMartinis cartoon 20 of 122
Scariest Tactics
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privatization, privatisation, privatising, privatizing, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, scare tactic, scare tactics, scare-tactic, scare-tactics, gin, gins, government interference, nationalization, nationalisation, nationalizing, nationalising, nationalize, nationalise, drink, drinks, businessmen, businessmanMartinis cartoon 21 of 122
"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, martini, martinis, booze, liquor, relax, relaxing, relaxation, attention, attention needy, quiet time, desperation, desperate, depressed, depression, tired, exhausted, middle age, middle aged, quiet desperation, henry david thoreau, thoreau, essayist, writer, writersMartinis cartoon 22 of 122
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, dinner party, dinner parties, party guest, party guests, socialize, socialise, socialising, socializing, social skill, social skills, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, literary ambition, literary ambitions, small talk, small-talk, small talksMartinis cartoon 23 of 122
"Today is the day I start the new me!"
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animals, animal, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, pussycat, pussycats, kittens, kitten, animal hoarder, hoarder, hoarders, mess, messy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, drink, drinker, drinking, martini, martinis, bath, bathing, relax, relaxation, relaxing, change, changing, new me, new life, life changes, life changing, motivation, motivational, lazy, laziness, unmotivated, couch potato, couch potatoes, cat fight, cat fights, adopt don't shop, adoption, pet adoptionMartinis cartoon 24 of 122
"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, varietyMartinis cartoon 25 of 122
Cross eyed and crossed pits
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