Martinis Cartoons

"What other tricks does he need?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124465
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3006x2324 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC44083
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1892x1700 pixels (unwatermarked)
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catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying

Three-Martini Breakfast

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC131006
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3107x2768 pixels (unwatermarked)
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three-martini, three martini, breakfast, lunch, three-martini lunch, three martini lunch, professionals, professional, time, alcohol, drink, drinks, overwhelmed, drunk, failed, failed experiment, martini, martinis, tax deduction, gin, vermouth, olive, olives

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122122
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3500x2574 pixels (unwatermarked)
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coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125141
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5117x3910 pixels (unwatermarked)
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, variety

Cross eyed and crossed pits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36091
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2908x1909 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drunk, drunkard, drink, drinking, drinks, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, vices, parallel, parallels, pun, puns, drinker, drinkers, cross eyed, cross eyes, cross-eyed, cross-eyes, olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31918
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2320x1812 pixels (unwatermarked)
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing money

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC122690
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3290x1873 pixels (unwatermarked)
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goldfish, goldfishes, martini, martinis, martini glass, martini glasses, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol dependency, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, pet fish, pet fishes, pet, pets

"Great coffee, honey!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43801
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1832x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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coffee, coffees, martini, martinis, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, day drinking, morning, mornings, morning coffee, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, drink, drinks, compliment, compliments, complimenting

Three-Martini science

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC128291
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3024x2506 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drunk, drunks, drunken, idea, ideas, spitball, spitballs, spitballing, time, time pass, time passes, time passing, side effect, side effects, global warming, climate change, time pass, time passes, time passing, passage of time, relativity, theory of relativity, martini, martinis, martini lunch, martini lunches, physicist, physicists

"To the lady in the harbor."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC85785
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3420x2383 pixels (unwatermarked)
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new york, statue of liberty, harbor, harbour, toast, toasts, toasting, salute, new yorker, new yorkers, lady liberty, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, american, landmark, landmarks, icon, icons, mankoff

"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143320
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3088x2942 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers

New Muses

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC133472
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3006x2837 pixels (unwatermarked)
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muse, muses, three muses, god, goddess, gods, goddesses, modern muse, modern muses, modern life, greek, greek mythology, app, apps, application, applications, phone, phones.smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, martini, martinis, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, aerobics, fitness, exercise, sport, sports, craze, crazes, fad, fads, trend, trends

"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."

Artist:
Kuper, Peter
Search ID:
CC143229
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seltzer, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, sparkling water, martini, martinis, fire, fires, flame retardant, flame retarding, husband, husbands, wife, wives, emergency, emergencies, fire drill, fire drills, safety, health and safety, safety procedure, safety procedures

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC136843
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4691x3997 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws

"Honey, I'm home."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC36903
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2257x1946 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pub, pubs, bar, bars, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, home, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, martini, martinis, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, payphone, payphones

"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC31380
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2007x2088 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problems, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, overworked, overwork, wife, wives, husband, husbands, coping with stress

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC30634
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2084x1704 pixels (unwatermarked)
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olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, wife, wives, husband, husbands, personality type, personality types, personality, personalities, personality trait, personality traits, character, characters, characteristics

"Stop putting on airs, Max!"

Artist:
Addis, Don
Search ID:
PB400780
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1164x867 pixels (unwatermarked)
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put on airs, putting on airs, pretentious, pretentiousness, working class, working classes, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, pint, pints, pint of beer, pints of beer, olive, olives, pretend, pretender, pretenders, faker, fakers, fake it, fakes it, faking it, class mobility

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC138606
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2891x2217 pixels (unwatermarked)
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martini, martinis, gin, gins, vermouth, old macdonald, old mcdonald, old macdonald had a farm, old mcdonald had a farm, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, brewery, breweries, alcohol, spirit, spirits, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism

"I must admit, though, it was a man who taught me how to abuse my power."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
NA200324
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2350x1450 pixels (unwatermarked)
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abuse of power, abusing power, abuses of power, power politics, power play, power-play, power-plays, power plays, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, sexism, sexist, sexists, prejudice, prejudices, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, businesswomen, businesswoman, business mentor, business mentors, businessman, businessmen, mentor, mentors

Mediterranean Martini

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC138490
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2977x3298 pixels (unwatermarked)
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foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glasses

"If he wakes up, you can give him a Martini."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124497
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3114x2745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, childminder, childminders, childminding, childcare, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, infantilize, infantile, infantilized, infantilised, infantilise, cradle, cradles, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC70128
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1800x1473 pixels (unwatermarked)
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, drive-thru, drive-thrus, drivethru, drivethrus, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, takeaway, takeout, to-go, to go, pick up, fast food, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fries, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, martini, martinis, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drink driving

"I feel like we're being watched!"

Artist:
Addis, Don
Search ID:
PB400774
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1533x875 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, olive, olives, watch, watches, watching, stare, stares, staring, creep, creeps, creepy, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, eerie, weird feeling, weird feelings, predator, predators, predatory, look, looks, looking, male gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing