"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."
"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, watching t.v., watching tv, watching television, animal, animals, human, humans, being human, manners, social norms, etiquette, respect, values, character, characters, mascot, mascots, morals, ethics, beliefs, attitudes, humanity
"Spare change for those unfortunate enough to have to walk around in a bird costume all day?"
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"Counsellor will instruct his client to remove his hat and put on some pants before sentencing."
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Camel takes over NYC
Toys Were Me
"We're the adorable cookie suppliers around here."
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Uncle Sam is broke in the Thanksgiving Parade.
Tags:thanksgiving, debt, debts, national debt, national debts, uncle sam, parade, parades, balloon, balloons, mascot, mascots, barrel, barrels, poorhouse, poor house, holiday, holidays, borrowing money, conservative, conservatives, tax and spend, spending, national spending, icon, icons, usa, united states, america, fiscal, fiscal policy
GOP Happy Face
"Gee, these new twenties look just like Monopoly money."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, money, cash, bill, bills, note, notes, twenty, twenties, game, games, board game, board games, fictional character, fictional characters, mascot, mascots, fake, false, counterfeit, counterfeits, currency, currencies, new
"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
Tags:sneer, sneers, sneering, portfolio, portfolios, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, fired, firing, firing, pizza, pizzas, mascot, mascots, costumed, recession, recessions, accountant, accountants, personal accountant, personal accountants, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, flyer, flyers, handout, handouts, snob, snobs, snobby, mascot, mascots, stock broker, stock brokers, broker, brokers, money manager, money managers
"Honey, have you seen my onions?"
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"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."
"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
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"Have you considered that you might be feeling survivor's guilt?"
Tags:survivor, survivors, survivors guilt, survived, survival, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, guilt, guilty, peanut, peanuts, mascot, mascots
"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."
Tags:bear, bears, wild animal, wild animals, mascot, mascots, animal, animals, character, characters, fictional, intercom, intercoms, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stress, stressful, anxiety, talking animal, talking animals
"Pardon my glove."
Gullboy and Pigeonman
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, gull, gulls, seagull, seagulls, pigeon, pigeons, walk, walks, walking, new york, new york city, bird, birds, crimefighter, crimefighters, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, get away, gets away, getting away, lazy, laziness, fat, overweight, mascot, mascots, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers
"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."
"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
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