"Here comes God. See you later."
"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
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"Will that be all, sir?"
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The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."
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"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
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A torturer checks his tip jar.
Quiz for dogs.
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"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
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"It's not for us to question why, on certain mornings, the master is silent."
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"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."
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"Did you ring, Sir?"