"Here comes God. See you later."
"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
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"Will that be all, sir?"
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The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs
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"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."
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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
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A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."
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Other Rembrandt Misattributions
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A farmer has an incredible educational background.
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"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
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"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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A torturer checks his tip jar.
Quiz for dogs.
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