Match Cartoons

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Mixed Doubles.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"

Winter Dog

"You can't take a solo after every serve."

"Alright, I'm going to show you once more how to make fire."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"Guns and alcohol! Hey, I've got guns and alcohol!"

Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

"Sorry, guess I didn't get the email, the DMs, the Snaps, the Facebook comments, the LinkedIn messages, or the TikTok duets."

"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."