"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance
"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
Tags:coach, coaches, coached, coaching, box, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, sport, sports, contact sport, competitive sport, physical, physical sport, contact, contact sport, this corner, red corner, blue corner, fighter, fighting, fight, fights, better, skill, unskilled, underskilled, bested, skill match, skill matched, match, boxing match, compete, competitive, positive, optimism, optimistic, advice, bad advice, vague, advise, advises, advising
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"
Tags:model, models, modelling, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, parties, partying, women, girlfriends, girls, girl, fashion, fashionable, shoe, shoes, fashions, high fashions, couture, coutures, high heel, high heels, stiletto, stillettos, conformity, conform, conforms, match, matching, suffer, suffering, empathy, unsympathetic, sympathy
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
Tags:prince, princes, online dating, dating, online, internet, internet dating, scam, scams, scammer, catfish, catfishing, catfisher, catfishers, cat-fishing, cat-fish, cat-fisher, cat-fishing, fake, false, profile, profiles, date, women, woman, butler, butlers, dating site, dating sites, dating app, dating apps, relationship, relationships, looking for a partner, modern life, match, matches, too-good-to-be-true, too good to be true, unrealistic
"Daddy promises he'll be there the next time you kick butt, honey."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, sport, sports, tennis, playing tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, match, matches, game, games, missing out, missed, missing, promise, promises, promising, businessman, businessmen, working, work, job, jobs, career, careers, next time, absent father, absent fathers
"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage
"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."
Tags:health insurance, healthcare, healthcare provider, healthcare providers, insurance, insurer, insurers, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists, heavyweight, middleweight, flyweight, lightweight, health coverage, fighter, fighters, fighting, fight, fights, match, matches, beat up, beaten up, knockout, knockouts, coach, coaches, coaching, pep talk, pep talks
"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, building, buildings, edifice, edifices, match, matching, harmony, harmonise, harmonize, compatible, compatibility, incompatible, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, trustee, trustees, board, boards
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, dog, dogs, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, doggo, doggos, doubles, double, doubles tennis, tennis players, couple, couples, match, matches, feline, felines, canine, canines, doggie, doggies, sport, sports, best, man's best friend, personified, personification, pooch, puppies, kitten, kittens, cats vs dogs, cat vs dog, husband and wife, husbands, wife, wives
"You fit in. You just don't match."
Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.
Tags:qr code, qr codes, quick response code, quick response codes, barcode, barcodes, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, advertising space, ad space, advertising, ad, ads, advert, adverts, marketing, marketer, marketers, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, baseball, match, matches, game, games
"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"
Tags:cannon, cannonball, human cannonball, human cannon, cannons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, used car, used cars, question, questions, cliche, cliches, match, matches, matching, car owner, car owners, circus, circus act, circus acts, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stuntperson, stuntpeople, stunt person, stunt people, stunt man, stunt men
"You can't take a solo after every serve."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, racket, rackets, racquet, racquets, serve, serves, serving, net, nets, match, matches, game, games, music, air guitar, air guitarist, air guitarists, air guitars, guitar, guitars, guitarist, guitarist, solo, solos, musical instrument, musical instruments, rock, rock and roll rock'n'roll, rock & roll, jamming, bad timing, inappropriate, bad sportsmanship
"Alright, I'm going to show you once more how to make fire."
"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, online dating, internet dating, dating app, dating apps, dating applications, dating application, match, matches, good match, bad match, algorithm, algorithms, software, looking for love, looking for a partner, single, singles, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, technology, modern life
"Guns and alcohol! Hey, I've got guns and alcohol!"
Tags:stadium, stadiums, arena, arenas, sport, sports, sporting event, sporting events, game, games, match, matches, game day, vendor, vendors, hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, salesman, salesmen, fan, fans, audience, selling, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, gun control, gun safety, firearms regulation, gun violence, safety, protection, security, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, dangerous, risky, bad combination, bad combination, deadly combination, deadly combinations, violent fan, violent fans, modern life
Hunters are hunted by a bear, a rabbit and a deer.
Tags:fight back, fights back, fighting back, fight, fights, fair fight, fair fights, shoot, shoots, shootout, shootouts, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gunfighting, pistol, pistols, rifle, rifles, animal rights, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, war, wars, war zone, war zones, warring, enemy, enemies, mortal enemy, mortal enemies, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, bear, bears, predator, predators, prey, match, matches, even match, evenly matched
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, quarterback, quaterbacks, armchair quarterback, armchair quarterbacks, player, players, athlete, athletes, fan, fans, sports fan, sports fans, football fan, football fans, football fanatic, football fanatics, analyse, analysis, commentary, football commentary, quarter, quarters, game, games, match, matches, play, plays, great play, know-it-all, armchair, armchairs, after the game, post-game, postgame, post-game commentary, postgame commentary
"Does flannel go with camo?"
Tags:flannel, camo, camouflage, camouflage pants, camouflage trousers, pants, trousers, shirt, shirts, button down shirt, button down shirts, fashion advice, fashion tip, fashion tips, manly, manliness, masculine, dress, dresses, dressing, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log cabin, log cabins, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, clash, clashes, clashing, match, matches, matching, outfit, outfits, fashion sense, fashion senses, no fashion sense, dress sense, instinct, instincts
"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"
"Sorry, guess I didn't get the email, the DMs, the Snaps, the Facebook comments, the LinkedIn messages, or the TikTok duets."
Tags:family, families, matching pajamas, matching pjs, matching, match, odd one out, didn't get the memo, memos, communication, modern communication, social media, communication channels, always on, constant communication, social media addict, social media addicts, christmas, family christmas, blacksheep, blacksheep of the family, family scapegoat
"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."