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"So I like rutting. So sue me."

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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

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"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

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"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"

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Some Friends From Work

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"She's no good for you, Harry."

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The Enemies

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"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

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Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

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"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

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"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."

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Special Cards for Special Friends

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"Your animal companionship is here!"

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"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."

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"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

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"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

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"Hey, man. What's happening?"

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"I heard they mate for life."

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"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

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"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

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"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."

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"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

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"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

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