Mate Cartoons

"So I like rutting. So sue me."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC23780
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rut, rutting, ruts, adultery, adulterers, promiscuous, promiscuity, philander, philanderer, philanderers, arrogance, arrogant, mate, mating, mates, reproduce, reproduction, season, in season, deer, deers, doe, does, relationship, relationships, fight, fighting, fights, antler, antlers, horn, horns

"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC23989
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1013x1533 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mating, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141313
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relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, second date, second dates, relationship problems, relationship issues, creep, creeps, creepy, mission, secret mission, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, bar, bars, drinking, drink, alcohol, friend, friends, mate, mates, dating problems, dating issues, dating difficulties, new relationship, new relationships, bad news, bad date, bad dates, bad night, red flag, red flags, dealbreaker, dealbreakers, deal breaker, deal breakers

"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC128394
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4596x2852 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mate, mates, mating, mate for life, mating for life, hookup, hookups, hook-up, hook-ups, goose, geese, canadian goose, canadian geese, flock, flocks, flock of birds, preference, preferences, monogamy, monogamous, serial monogamy, monogamishamy, monogamish, casual encounter, casual encounters

Some Friends From Work

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC142171
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4750x3242 pixels (unwatermarked)
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colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, pose, poses, posing, forgetful, absent-minded, absentminded, upbeat, positive, happy, cheerful, mate, mates, office mate, office mates, friend, friends, work, worker, workers, white collar job, white collar jobs, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping

"She's no good for you, Harry."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC37478
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2061x1709 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, fight, fights, fighting, nag, nagging, nags, argument, arguments, argue, beat, beating, beating up, abuse, abusive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, punching, punch, hit, hitting, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, anger, head, bar, bars, pub, pubs, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, drinking, no good

The Enemies

Artist:
Thurber, James
Search ID:
CC39563
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3578x2941 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, pub, pubs, friend, friends, mate, mates, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, banter, banters, bantering

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC139942
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4699x3654 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kid, kids, child, children, critic, critical, critique, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, plot, plots, script, scripts, actor, actors, actress, actresses, director, directors, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, friend, friends, mate, mates

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC121802
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3810x2703 pixels (unwatermarked)
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cute

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121606
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3250x2480 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, vending machine, vending machines, strange, unusual, hand, hands, handshake, handshakes, shaking hands, introduction, introductions, practice, practising, practicing, greeting, greetings, etiquette, manners, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, loneliness, alone, contact, human contact, encouragement, consumerism, invention, inventions, technology, street scene, street scenes, modern life

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC68992
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2000x2170 pixels (unwatermarked)
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monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments

"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303557
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, love, romance, romancing, courting, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, introductions, introducing, relationship, relationships, dating, mating, mate, mates, reproduction, breeding, science, biology, attracting a mate, zoo, zoos, first meeting, first meetings

Special Cards for Special Friends

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC120468
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2000x1947 pixels (unwatermarked)
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card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, friendship problems, friendship issues, mate, mates, acquaintance, acquaintances, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, issues, problems, feel worse, common, things in common, remind me of my mother, insecure, dislike

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC141984
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, companionship, animal companionship, large, oversized, huge, giant, big, cage, cages, caged, creature, creatures, delivery, deliveries, deliverymen, deliveryman, mail, post, order, orders, ordering, animal companion, animal companions, friend, friends, mate, mates, new, rat, rats, mouse, mice, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living

"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303505
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, stag, stags, buck, bucks, antler, antlers, spring, springtime, mating season, relationship, relationships, falling in love, love, dating, mating, mate, mates, looking for a mate, nature, biology

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC141837
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celibacy, celibate, animal, animals, rams, longhorn, longhorn sheep, ram, butting heads, headbutt, fight, fighting, fights, dominant, dominance, right, rights, rights to mate, mate, mating, mating season, breeding, breed, no pain no gain, bucks, billies, collide, colliding heads, animal kingdom, mating rights, mountain animal, mountain animals

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC29210
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moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Artist:
Toro, Tom
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CC141597
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psychology, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, friendship, friendships, complain, complaining, complains, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mate, mates, buddy, buddies, friend, friends, amateur, poor, complain, complaining, complaints, complains

"Hey, man. What's happening?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC34192
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greeting, greetings, mate, mates, friend, friends, friendly greeting, friendly greetings, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin

"I heard they mate for life."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC139823
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, swan, swans, mate, mates, mating, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, marriage, marriages, love, romance, romantic, married life, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mate for life, mating for life, soulmate, soulmates, soul mate, soul mates, together forever, companionship, companion, companions, partner, partners, partnership, lover, lovers, loyal, loyalty, human, humans

"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
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CC120818
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lazy, laziness, swan, swans, bird, birds, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, commitment, commitments, mate, mates, mating ritual, mating rituals, lifelong, lifelong romance, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, unromantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41924
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, mate, mates, family, families, surprise, surprises, surprise party, surprise parties, intervention, interventions, intervening, coming home, returning home, bad surprise, bad surprises

"I'd like you two to meet. Individually, neither one of you is very interesting, but together I'm hoping for a synergistic effect."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC78885
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party, parties, event, events, introduction, introductions, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, mate, mates, uninteresting, boring, dull, hope, hoping, synergy, synergistic, host, hosts, hostess, hostess, bad manners, rude, insulting, offensive, courtesy, socialising, socializing, mingling

"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC30811
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elephant, elephants, ivory, ivories, tusk, tusks, animal, animals, herd, herds, talking animal, talking animals, love, mate, mates, mating, mating season, date, dates, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirting, flirty, single, singles, modern life, courtship, courtships, courting, mating ritual, mating rituals, flirts, flirtation, flirtations

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC120464
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, friend, friends, best friend, best friends, friendship, mate, mates, best mate, best mates, new friend, new friends, new mate, new mates, new friendship, new friendships, new best friend, new best mate, stranger, strangers, talking to strangers, relationship, relationships, bar patron, bar patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, drunks, friendly drunk, friendly drunks