Mathematics Cartoons

"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

Falling off the Math Cliff

Accountants just want to have fun...

Accountant Manqué

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

"I like the part about the deer."

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

"Who dealt this mess?"

A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."

"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."