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"It's the old story. I was in the middle of successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug."

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"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."

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Accountants just want to have fun...

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manque, accountant, accountants, accounting, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, math, mathematics, finance, finances, financial planning, budgets, budgeting, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, writer, writers, writing, dreams, dreaming, day dreams, internal dialogue, thoughts, thought, thinking, goal, goals, missed opportunity, unfulfilled careers, unfulfilled goals, careers, career change, career"You realize, of course, that this means war."

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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

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sir isaac newton, newton's law, newton's laws of motion, gravity, gravitational pull, float, floating, mathematician, math, mathematics, maths, apple, apples, apple tree, apple trees, tree, trees, science, scientist, scientists, friend, friends, ridicule, ridiculed, poking fun, teasing, discovery, discoveries, discovered, theory, theories"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

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wrong answer, wrong answers, sum, sums, addition, additions, blackboard, blackboards, math, maths, mathematics, mathematician, mathematicians, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, answer, answers, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, debate, debates, smart alec, smart alecs, smart aleck, smart alecks, right answer, right answers, educator, educators, school, schools, schoolingWith the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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elizabeth barrett browning, abacus, literature, poetry, poets, barrett browning, browning, elizabeth browning, let me count the ways, count the ways, sonnet 43, abolitionist, slavery, abolition of slavery, abolition, count, counting, math, maths, mathematics, mathematical, love, poem, poems, romanticism, literal, literally, poetry, publish, published, publication, quote, quotes, history, historical figure"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

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coach, coaches, coaching, football, football player, football players, tough, difficult, difficulty, difficulties, algebra, teacher, teachers, math, maths, mathematics, calculus, play, plays, football play, football plays, challenge, challenges, challenging, complain, complains, complaining, football player, football players, football team, football teams, reduce, reduces, reducing, math difficultyLesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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conscious uncoupling, conscious uncouplings, gywneth paltrow, chris martin, celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, split, splitting, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, lesser known, lesser-known, new age, guru, friends, friend, friendly, amicable, relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, modern life, calculus, math, maths, mathematics, beet, beets, piano, playing the piano, stop, end, finish, give up, part, partingBack to top

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

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masters, masters degree, masters diploma, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, business administration, university, universities, uni, university degree, university degrees, college, colleges, college degree, college degrees, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, counting, counting on fingers, finger counting, math, maths, mathematics"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

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works of shakespeare, infinite monkey theorem, william shakespeare, monkey, monkeys, statistical mechanics, movie, movies, film, films, typewriter, typewriters, quentin tarantino, pop culture, violence, violent, literary works, literary work, physics, monkey metaphors, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

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number, numbers, math, maths, mathematics, statistic, statistics, speech, speeches, politics, government, governments, politician, politicians, business, businessman, businessmen, presentation, presentations, proof, evidence, data, stats"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

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equation, equations, formula, formulae, cat, cats, instinct, reason, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, geometry, theorem, leap, leaps, angle, angles, jump, jumps, jumping, counter, counters, calculate, calculates, calculating, calculation, calculations, trig, trigonometry, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overthink, overthinks, overthinking"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"

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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, number, numbers, counting, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, family, families"Who dealt this mess?"

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dealer, dealers, sum, sums, math, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, schooling, pupil, pupils, student, students, classroom, arithmetic, addition, primary school, kindergarten, times table, times tables, times-table, times-tables, kid, kids, childhood, childhoodsA teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.

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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, mark, marks, grade, grades, report card, report cards, report, reports, math, maths, mathematics, test, tests, testing, academic, academics, academic standing, academics standings, international, foreign, comparison, comparisons, compare, comparing, rank, ranks, ranking, score, scores, elementary, primary, intelligence, standard, standards, curriculum, curricula, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, country, countries, modern life"New from accounting, sir. Two and two is four again."

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